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Message: There is a fine line in the human being that separates one half of a person from the other. Without its existence, life as we know it could never have existed. It is a space that allows out only what is taken in. It is a void that must remain open and free, lest an emergency descend upon us. Though it is often the cause of many struggles, we must learn to appreciate it, for without our butt cracks, we are nothing
Submitted By: SHSrunner09

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Sorry I trpiped over a cordless phone be back when I'm untangled!!!
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3.6/5 (813 votes)

Submitted by: gurty240
Oh thats funny! I just got off the phone with this loser who had the same screen name as you!
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3.5/5 (494 votes)

Submitted by: ilove******0895
Sorry, I'm on the phone because I obviously have a life.
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3.5/5 (346 votes)

Submitted by: Wshottie19
Doo,doo, doo! The Screen name you are trying to reach is unavailable at this time. Please hang up and try again.
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3.4/5 (277 votes)

Submitted by: ange4e
I'm calling someone who's number is written on the bathroom wall...brb.
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3.3/5 (219 votes)

Submitted by: me
Did you ever notice that girls are always on the phone? Hold on I'm on the phone right now...
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3.1/5 (194 votes)

Submitted by: ~!*Cute LiL Angel*!~
I'm off having another hour long conversation with a telemarketer, WHAT FUN!
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3.1/5 (187 votes)

Submitted by: oreoclara92
Oh my gosh! Are you serious? That can't be true. It is? Are you sure? This is the biggest gossip ALL YEAR!!! Wait till %n finds out!
BBL, talkin on the phone
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3.0/5 (176 votes)

Submitted by: SoFtBaLL
Have you ever called someone trying to get the machine. You call them to leave a message and they pick up and you're like, "Hey I was just gonna leave you a message about the way the tag on my underwear is always itching me, but it appears that you're actually there, so..." and you end up having a 30 minute conversation with this person you didn't really want to talk to.
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3.1/5 (170 votes)

Submitted by: RuminatingCows
If your nice you can call me sweety..
if your sweet you can call me honey..
if your hot you better call me!
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4.2/5 (167 votes)

Submitted by: honey123
I'm on the phone, struggling with the fact that it doesn't have a keyboard...be back soon.
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3.3/5 (164 votes)

Submitted by: TMightyRoofus
Hello. Have you ever tried to talk on the phone and chat on the 'net at the same time? It's actually pretty hard. You can never give enough attention to ONE of them...unfortunately... I'm not giving you any attention. Later...
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3.7/5 (163 votes)

Submitted by: kourtney

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