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Category: Valentines
Message: What I think of Valentines Day
hearts and roses and kisses galore....
what the heck is all that junk for
people get mushy and start acting weird
Its definitely the most annoying day of the year
this day needs to be over with the end is near
before I shove a dozen roses up cupid's rear
I'll spend the day so drunk I can't speak
and wear all black for the rest of the week
guys act all sweet but soon it will fade
for all they are doing is trying to get laid
the arrow cupid shot at me must not have hit
because I think love is a bunch of s**t
so theres my story.....what can say
love bites.....Screw VALENTINE'S DAY!!
Submitted By: Jumpball767

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Telephone...i can't get off! Leave a message and I will get back to you after my conversation.
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Submitted by: Lindsay
Call the cellifone!
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Submitted by: carebearluvr108
Im on the phone right now talking to people I actually like, so...LEAVE ME THE HELL ALONE!
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2.7/5 (15 votes)

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Me :i leave ye with a riddle, I come in all different colors, im hard to the touch, I am a fone, what am i?
You: A Phone?
Me: ye know too much! - Little Britain
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3.0/5 (15 votes)

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*Doo doo doo* I'm sorry, the person you are trying to reach is unavailable. Please turn your computer screen 90 degrees and type your message again. *beep*
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2.9/5 (16 votes)

Submitted by: Kiri-Ookami
"then the phone rings, I hear you, and the darkness is a clear view" ~Ashlee Simpson The phone just went a ringin, so I guess ill answer it and see who it is. brb
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1.5/5 (17 votes)

Submitted by: taryn
Even though you love me and I love you, i'm talking on the phone so too bad for you.
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3.1/5 (17 votes)

Submitted by: hello
I HAVE TRIPPED OVER THE CORDLESS PHONE AND IM AT THE HOSPITAL......COME VISIT ME PLZ.....AND BRING FOOD, HOSPITAL FOOD.....SUCKS!!!!!!!
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2.8/5 (17 votes)

Submitted by: TyLeR LiTtLe69
Hey guys. Im on the phone with my lover, no just playin, its just (name of persone your on the phone with)!!
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2.4/5 (18 votes)

Submitted by: redhedhottie
I'm on the phone with your x-boy. Be back after we stop fighting about who is going to hang up first.
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2.6/5 (18 votes)

Submitted by: HI
Whats that thing you hold really close to your face...and it goes by your mouth. and you love to hold it...... o yea a phone! eww your such a perv!! what did you think I was talking about?!?! brb U PERV! lol jk jk
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2.9/5 (20 votes)

Submitted by: jazzgrl890
Are those sleigh bells? OMG! YEAH THEY ARE! Oh wait..that's the phone..bbl.talking to someone whose got a life along with moi!
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1.5/5 (24 votes)

Submitted by: snickerrdoodles

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