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Message: I'm sorry %n. Talking to you seems as appealing as playing leapfrog with unicorns.
Submitted By: person1

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Ring ring ring I hear the sound of my telephone ring ring ring I should prolly go get the phone it might be someone important ring ring ring...I'll get there as fast as I can so bbs....
  • Currently 2.07/5
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2.1/5 (81 votes)

Submitted by: lil65brat
When I get untangled from the phone wire, I'll get back to you!
  • Currently 2.64/5
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2.6/5 (55 votes)

Submitted by: pepsiblu8
I'm on the phone, struggling with the fact that it doesn't have a keyboard...be back soon.
  • Currently 3.30/5
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3.3/5 (164 votes)

Submitted by: TMightyRoofus
Did you ever notice that girls are always on the phone? Hold on I'm on the phone right now...
  • Currently 3.11/5
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3.1/5 (194 votes)

Submitted by: ~!*Cute LiL Angel*!~
There is something attached to my ear...when I get off the phone i'll tell you what it was.
  • Currently 3.29/5
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3.3/5 (151 votes)

Submitted by: xStarryxXxEyed
Oh my gosh! Are you serious? That can't be true. It is? Are you sure? This is the biggest gossip ALL YEAR!!! Wait till %n finds out!
BBL, talkin on the phone
  • Currently 3.03/5
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3.0/5 (176 votes)

Submitted by: SoFtBaLL
Some guy is on the phone who doesn't use AIM so I have to get my fat butt up to go get it and talk to them.
  • Currently 2.99/5
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3.0/5 (67 votes)

Submitted by: badmitten96
I'm on the phone...It could either be a quickie one, or a long one depending "who's" the one....
  • Currently 2.88/5
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2.9/5 (33 votes)

Submitted by: SuperFreddyD
I'm off having another hour long conversation with a telemarketer, WHAT FUN!
  • Currently 3.13/5
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3.1/5 (187 votes)

Submitted by: oreoclara92
Sorry, I'm on the phone because I obviously have a life.
  • Currently 3.47/5
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3.5/5 (346 votes)

Submitted by: Wshottie19
Hey %n. I'm not here at the moment because I'm answering the phone. Even though I know it's not that hottie from school.
  • Currently 2.90/5
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2.9/5 (71 votes)

Submitted by: hockeychic8290
The telephone is ringing, I guess I should pick it up. It's probly just gonna be another annoying telemarketer though...
  • Currently 1.82/5
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1.8/5 (114 votes)

Submitted by: Katie

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