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Category: Christmas
Message: T'was the night before christmas and all through the house, not a creature was stirring not even a mouse. Mom at the warehouse, dad smoking grass, I had just settled down for a nice piece of a**, when out on the lawn I saw a big dick, I knew in a moment it must be st. nick. He came down the chimney like a bat out of hell, I knew in a moment that f*cker had fell. He filled all our stocking with pretzels and beer and a big rubber d*** for my brother the queer. He went up the chimney with a tip of his hat, Merry Christmas to all, damn "he's fat".
Submitted By: Prancer

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Hey I am on the phone with my boyfriend who is obviously more important than you are! Just kidding! Leave me a message and I will IM ya back!!!!
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3.4/5 (39 votes)

Submitted by: dassiy1991(short
Hey my number is ###-###-####
I can't tell you, who do you think I am
The Phone Book
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3.4/5 (57 votes)

Submitted by: iceicebaby
Isnt it soo stupid how people stereotype people... its not like blondes are stupid or girls are always talking on the phone... with that said hold on k cuz I just tripped over my cordless... be right back
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3.4/5 (67 votes)

Submitted by: sno bunny 14 16
I'm on the phone, struggling with the fact that it doesn't have a keyboard...be back soon.
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3.3/5 (164 votes)

Submitted by: TMightyRoofus
There is something attached to my ear...when I get off the phone i'll tell you what it was.
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3.3/5 (151 votes)

Submitted by: xStarryxXxEyed
I'm calling someone who's number is written on the bathroom wall...brb.
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3.3/5 (219 votes)

Submitted by: me
I'm getting the telephone. Hopefully it's not %n because they NEVER STOP TALKING! And besides why would they call me when BOTH OF US ARE ONLINE!?
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3.3/5 (144 votes)

Submitted by: fadedstarx0
IM ON THE PHONE
(HEY I KNOW I HAVE BEEN AWAY FOR HOURS BUT IM A GIRL, SO LIVE WITH IT!)
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3.3/5 (33 votes)

Submitted by: dolphinchick
Im talkin on the phone
please leave me alone
If you wanna talk too
call me, and we'll see what happens with me and you
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3.3/5 (30 votes)

Submitted by: silkhoebunny
I'm on the phone right now! Ill be back when I'm done talking which will be.....NEVER!
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3.3/5 (26 votes)

Submitted by: xOiLoVeLaXqTxO
I'm on the phone talking to...wait why do you care. I'll be back when I'm done alright!?!?
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3.2/5 (87 votes)

Submitted by: ducks
I'm off having another hour long conversation with a telemarketer, WHAT FUN!
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3.1/5 (187 votes)

Submitted by: oreoclara92



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