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Category: Drinking
Message: Life is a waste of time.
Time is a waste of life.
So lets all get wasted,
And have the time of our lives!
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Excercise is good for you ... so thats what I'm doing right now... waliking from the computer to the T.V.
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3.9/5 (600 votes)

Submitted by: spider8888
The man on television said to stay tuned so I can't talk to you right now
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3.8/5 (336 votes)

Submitted by: sweet_chica21
Im watching T.V. because It's Better than Watching you say nothing.
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3.7/5 (318 votes)

Submitted by: Jordan Hanson
I am sitting on the T.V., watching the couch.
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3.6/5 (309 votes)

Submitted by: lumberfoot
Hey Guyz! Whats up? Im Chillin With Spongebob. He asked to watch TV so thats what where doin. We might go Jelly fishin Later if you wanna join call us...
  • Currently 2.97/5
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3.0/5 (239 votes)

Submitted by: Sexybabe69
My eyes are tired of looking at the computer so now they are looking at the Television! when they are tired of looking at the TV, I will return!
  • Currently 3.64/5
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3.6/5 (238 votes)

Submitted by: gmsoccerchick
The TV's watchin me
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3.4/5 (154 votes)

Submitted by: Audrey
My eyes are glued to the tv. be back when I peel them off....
  • Currently 3.23/5
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3.2/5 (153 votes)

Submitted by: scorpion82487
Did you know the average person watched 7 years of TV their whole life? Well I'm making Sure I don't miss out on a single minute!
  • Currently 3.64/5
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3.6/5 (145 votes)

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Just because TV is more interesting than you right now, doesn't mean I don't still like you!
  • Currently 3.47/5
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3.5/5 (131 votes)

Submitted by: Sum1 Special!!!
Don't you know what time it is? It's %t that means that my show is on ... now why would I waste my time online when I could be watching tv???
  • Currently 3.06/5
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3.1/5 (121 votes)

Submitted by: babie girl o7
TV makes you lose brain cells no wonder why I'm getting F's .... bbl I'm watching TV.
  • Currently 3.19/5
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3.2/5 (108 votes)

Submitted by: ilovec

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