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Message: A professor was wrapping up class, and started talking about tomorrows final exam. He said there would be no excuses for not showing up tomorrow, barring a dire medical condition or an immediate family members death. One smart ass, male student said, "What about extreme sexual exhaustion?" and the whole classroom burst into laughter. After the laughter had subsided, the prof glared at the student, and said, "Not an excuse, you can use your other hand to write".
Submitted By: shortofdestiny

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Excercise is good for you ... so thats what I'm doing right now... waliking from the computer to the T.V.
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3.9/5 (600 votes)

Submitted by: spider8888
The man on television said to stay tuned so I can't talk to you right now
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3.8/5 (336 votes)

Submitted by: sweet_chica21
Im watching T.V. because It's Better than Watching you say nothing.
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3.7/5 (318 votes)

Submitted by: Jordan Hanson
I am sitting on the T.V., watching the couch.
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3.6/5 (310 votes)

Submitted by: lumberfoot
My eyes are tired of looking at the computer so now they are looking at the Television! when they are tired of looking at the TV, I will return!
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3.6/5 (239 votes)

Submitted by: gmsoccerchick
Did you know the average person watched 7 years of TV their whole life? Well I'm making Sure I don't miss out on a single minute!
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3.6/5 (145 votes)

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Just because TV is more interesting than you right now, doesn't mean I don't still like you!
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3.5/5 (132 votes)

Submitted by: Sum1 Special!!!
The TV's watchin me
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3.4/5 (154 votes)

Submitted by: Audrey
My eyes are glued to the tv. be back when I peel them off....
  • Currently 3.23/5
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3.2/5 (153 votes)

Submitted by: scorpion82487
TV makes you lose brain cells no wonder why I'm getting F's .... bbl I'm watching TV.
  • Currently 3.19/5
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3.2/5 (108 votes)

Submitted by: ilovec
Don't you know what time it is? It's %t that means that my show is on ... now why would I waste my time online when I could be watching tv???
  • Currently 3.07/5
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3.1/5 (122 votes)

Submitted by: babie girl o7
Sorry, something more interesting than you is on television right now. Leave a message.
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3.0/5 (70 votes)

Submitted by: EPCuTiEPiE89

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