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Message: A blonde, brunette,and a redhead are hiding on a farm from the police. The brunette hides in the chicken pen, and when the cop goes by, she says "cluck cluck" with the chickens, and he goes by not noticing. The redhead hides in the pig pen, and when the cop goes by, she says "oink oink" and the cop doesn't notice. Now the dumb blonde goes and hides in a potatoe sack, and when the cop walks by, she says "potato potato!" and she's busted!
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Hey Guyz! Whats up? Im Chillin With Spongebob. He asked to watch TV so thats what where doin. We might go Jelly fishin Later if you wanna join call us...
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3.0/5 (239 votes)

Submitted by: Sexybabe69
I'm rotting infront of the tv.
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2.8/5 (44 votes)

Submitted by: chickmagnet
I'm watching tv right now, one of the many ways to get away from you.
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2.8/5 (35 votes)

Submitted by: parttimeangel148
Finding something better to do with my life
a.k.a watchin tv
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2.8/5 (82 votes)

Submitted by: beware of crows
..Takin advantage of a little invention called the Television
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2.8/5 (41 votes)

Submitted by: xgdzdook1e
If you want to be like me, go become a couch potato, and watch TV.
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2.7/5 (50 votes)

Submitted by: cutebrunette
I am hypnotized by the TV......be back soon....But dont get your hopes up.
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2.7/5 (36 votes)

Submitted by: XxDaDyS BaBexX
Staring at the big black box, and I'm mesmerized! Leave a message and I'll get back when I'm sober.
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2.6/5 (40 votes)

Submitted by: jpl355
Im Paying Homage to the TV god
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2.5/5 (43 votes)

Submitted by: Kane32666
Dont you touch that remote, or mouse for that matter, I will be back at the next commercial break.
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2.5/5 (42 votes)

Submitted by: SuGaRbAbI122289
Beevis: I wonder wut they did before TV was invented! Butthead: TV has always been invented brb
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2.5/5 (40 votes)

Submitted by: Xx Swt Honey Bee
Takin a Squarepants break
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2.4/5 (63 votes)

Submitted by: theamazinraisen



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