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Category: BabySitting
Message: Babysitting 101:First step-Get pillow, Second step-place child on pillow, Third Step-place pillow over child, Fourth step-find good book to read, Step Five-sit on child and read book
Thanks for attending my babysitting class. I am now excersising my ways of teaching by practicing the following steps!
Submitted By: EINRE2005

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Hey Guyz! Whats up? Im Chillin With Spongebob. He asked to watch TV so thats what where doin. We might go Jelly fishin Later if you wanna join call us...
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3.0/5 (239 votes)

Submitted by: Sexybabe69
I'm rotting infront of the tv.
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2.8/5 (44 votes)

Submitted by: chickmagnet
I'm watching tv right now, one of the many ways to get away from you.
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2.8/5 (35 votes)

Submitted by: parttimeangel148
Finding something better to do with my life
a.k.a watchin tv
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2.8/5 (82 votes)

Submitted by: beware of crows
..Takin advantage of a little invention called the Television
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2.8/5 (41 votes)

Submitted by: xgdzdook1e
If you want to be like me, go become a couch potato, and watch TV.
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2.7/5 (50 votes)

Submitted by: cutebrunette
I am hypnotized by the TV......be back soon....But dont get your hopes up.
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2.7/5 (36 votes)

Submitted by: XxDaDyS BaBexX
Staring at the big black box, and I'm mesmerized! Leave a message and I'll get back when I'm sober.
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2.6/5 (40 votes)

Submitted by: jpl355
Im Paying Homage to the TV god
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2.5/5 (43 votes)

Submitted by: Kane32666
Dont you touch that remote, or mouse for that matter, I will be back at the next commercial break.
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2.5/5 (42 votes)

Submitted by: SuGaRbAbI122289
Beevis: I wonder wut they did before TV was invented! Butthead: TV has always been invented brb
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2.5/5 (40 votes)

Submitted by: Xx Swt Honey Bee
Takin a Squarepants break
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2.4/5 (63 votes)

Submitted by: theamazinraisen



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