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Category: Christmas
Message: In the old days, it was not called the Holiday Season; the Christians called it "Christmas" and went to church; the Jews called it "Hanukkah" and went to synagogue; the atheists went to parties and drank. People passing each other on the street would say "Merry Christmas!" or "Happy Hanukkah!" or (to the atheists) "Look out for the wall!"
Submitted By: pjm

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Partying all night,
sleeping all day.
The sun in sight,
what can I say?
THIS SUMMER IS AWESOME!
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3.1/5 (57 votes)

Submitted by: smartone
Have fun in the sun and get laid in the shade!
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3.1/5 (57 votes)

Submitted by: shadowplayer10
If you look outside and see the sun...do me this favor and ask yourself, "Why the hell am I inside!"
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3.0/5 (49 votes)

Submitted by: soccerspaz
On Vacation:
I hope someone reads this and feeds my fish...
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3.0/5 (41 votes)

Submitted by: ICUGOP
Water in your nose
sand in your toes
fun in the sun
sand in your buns
waves as big as the sky
that you think you can fly
summer time go have some fun
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3.0/5 (46 votes)

Submitted by: Crazyforlife10
No wonder why my eyes hurt every time I look at you.... you're so white I think I might go blind! It's summer... come on... go tanning!! oh, and for the record... it's free!!
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3.0/5 (34 votes)

Submitted by: boymagnet07
Sunburn got you down? Well then just remember what Usher said, "Let it burn, Let it burn, Gotta let it burn"
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3.0/5 (70 votes)

Submitted by: Flamingoqueenbee
Summertime, summertime
brought me back to thinking you were mine all those times.
We laid it down and left it all behind, we were blind.
Oh, the summertime.
We could ride, we could ride.
Take my hand and watch the world go by.
Laugh or cry, well we need to try, get off the line, time to fly.
Oh, the summertime.
Go on ahead and let it fade away.
No looking back you know the past will stay.
It's you and me, we could get out of here.
Jump in and go and we could drive for years.
We could feel alive... - Mae "Summertime"
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2.9/5 (48 votes)

Submitted by: cjankowski
It's Summer! Time to throw away the alarm clock!
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2.9/5 (47 votes)

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When I was little I always thought summer was no different then the other seasons...but now I think differently...summer is the only time when you can actually have fun!...so I'll bbl :-D
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2.9/5 (34 votes)

Submitted by: hott*flirt
Ok, what the heck are you doing sitting at home looking at your computer reading my away message which you know is pointless and means nothing to you. Get off your butt and meet me up at the pool, talk to ya there.
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2.9/5 (32 votes)

Submitted by: BeachBlondey369
Yeah yeah life's a beach, wish you were here!
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2.9/5 (32 votes)

Submitted by: bluesquare99

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