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Category: Valentines
Message: If life gives you lemons, make lemonade
If life gives you milk make cheese
If life gives you dirt make mud pies
If life gives you chocolates, GIVE THEM TO YOUR VALENTINE!!! Will you be mine?
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A study was done of about 200 ostriches over a period of about 80 years. In the period of time, not a single case was reported of an ostrich sticking its head in the ground.
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3.7/5 (78 votes)

Submitted by: dchicky
9 out of every 10 people think that 1 out of every 10 people will disagree with the other 90% that have taken this test
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3.6/5 (72 votes)

Submitted by: hawaiinpride17
EVERYDAY
1,377 Teenagers Become Mothers.
1,106 Teenage Girls Get An Abortion.
500 Adolescents Begin Using Drugs
4,219 Teenagers Get A Sexually Transmitted Disease.
1,000 Adolescents Begin Drinking Alcohol.
3,610 Teens Are Assaulted & 80 Are Raped.
2,861 Teens Drop Out Of School.
420 Children Are Arrested For Drug Abuse.
 5,388 Youths Are Arrested.
6 Teens Commit Suicide.
--DON'T BE ANOTHER STATISTIC
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3.7/5 (68 votes)

Submitted by: yeahman232
The average child will eat 1,500 peanut butter and jelly sandwiches by the time they graduate from high school.
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3.3/5 (19 votes)

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