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Message: When the one you love becomes a memory, that memory becomes a tresure!
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Well the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you suck.
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3.5/5 (116 votes)

Submitted by: Ozzy
50% of all statistics are wrong.
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2.8/5 (111 votes)

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3 out of 4 people have trouble with fractions! brb in 1 5/4 of a second.
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2.7/5 (108 votes)

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The center for incomplete research just stated that 9 out of 10...
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3.0/5 (103 votes)

Submitted by: Gopens25
84.1 of all statistics are made up on the spot.
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3.5/5 (102 votes)

Submitted by: BlOnDiE911
I am right 90% of the time. So why worry about the other 3%?
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3.1/5 (95 votes)

Submitted by: lumberfoot
You can use statistics to prove anything, 14% of people know that.
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3.7/5 (87 votes)

Submitted by: Homer
Statistics show that 5 of every 7 Americans say they don't want to be a statistic.
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3.8/5 (86 votes)

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This is (your screen name)'s away message. 56% more intresting than actually talking to me
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3.0/5 (85 votes)

Submitted by: JTog2459
If an infinite amount of mothers meddling in an infinite amount of teenagers lives knocked an infinite number of times on their teenagers door, they would produce the entire works of shakespeare - in morse code
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3.0/5 (85 votes)

Submitted by: grummzaire
The average life expectancy of a toilet is 50 years.
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2.8/5 (85 votes)

Submitted by: oooamaliusooo
6% of the world's population controls 40% of the world's money.
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2.8/5 (85 votes)

Submitted by: Optimize



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