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Statistics say 3/4 of the earths population make up 75% of the people in the world.
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3.3/5 (174 votes)

Submitted by: LilPiZimp53
Every year 11,000 americans injure themselves while trying out bizarre sexual postions (That's probably what I'm doing right now);-)
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3.0/5 (169 votes)

Submitted by: Gorgeousmanda87
Termites eat through wood 2 times faster when listening to rock music.
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3.8/5 (153 votes)

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7/5 th of all people do not understand fractions
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2.6/5 (153 votes)

Submitted by: rkuczma15
A pot smoker is busted every 45 seconds! No wonder we're paranoid!
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3.7/5 (138 votes)

Submitted by: Laurie L 1039
Every year, about 6,500 Americans are injured by their toilet seats.
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3.8/5 (135 votes)

Submitted by: kamaniwana02
Smoking is the leading cause of statistics.
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3.2/5 (130 votes)

Submitted by: LamerQ
90% of the worlds population are idiots and the other 10% ar in great danger of contamination
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3.7/5 (129 votes)

Submitted by: xxRoXyCutiePiExx
Americans spend twice as much money on pornography than they do on cookies.
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3.7/5 (127 votes)

Submitted by: kamaniwana02
It's clinically proven that when driving down the road, you will pass more people that are going the opposite way of you then the same way.
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3.1/5 (125 votes)

Submitted by: Claybob04
Impotence is grounds for divorce in 24 American states.
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2.6/5 (123 votes)

Submitted by: kamaniwana02
The chances of meeting someone with Barbie's human-scale measurements (36-18-33) is 1 in 100,000. The chances of meeting someone with Ken's is 1 in 50.
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3.7/5 (118 votes)

Submitted by: ncjon118



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