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Category: Valentines
Message: Maybe I deserve, for you to leave me..
I know one day you will see..
Maybe I deserve, for you to cheat on me
Thus, our love couldn't be...
Maybe I deserve, someone better; beter for me.
This Valentine's Day,or the next...
We will see if our love is truly anything but sex... Happy Valentines Day!!!
Submitted By: DjLitheium

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The average child will eat 1,500 peanut butter and jelly sandwiches by the time they graduate from high school.
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3.3/5 (19 votes)

Submitted by: shinanigins
EVERYDAY
1,377 Teenagers Become Mothers.
1,106 Teenage Girls Get An Abortion.
500 Adolescents Begin Using Drugs
4,219 Teenagers Get A Sexually Transmitted Disease.
1,000 Adolescents Begin Drinking Alcohol.
3,610 Teens Are Assaulted & 80 Are Raped.
2,861 Teens Drop Out Of School.
420 Children Are Arrested For Drug Abuse.
 5,388 Youths Are Arrested.
6 Teens Commit Suicide.
--DON'T BE ANOTHER STATISTIC
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3.7/5 (68 votes)

Submitted by: yeahman232
9 out of every 10 people think that 1 out of every 10 people will disagree with the other 90% that have taken this test
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3.6/5 (72 votes)

Submitted by: hawaiinpride17
A study was done of about 200 ostriches over a period of about 80 years. In the period of time, not a single case was reported of an ostrich sticking its head in the ground.
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3.7/5 (78 votes)

Submitted by: dchicky
This is (your screen name)'s away message. 56% more intresting than actually talking to me
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3.0/5 (85 votes)

Submitted by: JTog2459
If an infinite amount of mothers meddling in an infinite amount of teenagers lives knocked an infinite number of times on their teenagers door, they would produce the entire works of shakespeare - in morse code
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3.0/5 (85 votes)

Submitted by: grummzaire
The average life expectancy of a toilet is 50 years.
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2.8/5 (85 votes)

Submitted by: oooamaliusooo
6% of the world's population controls 40% of the world's money.
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2.8/5 (85 votes)

Submitted by: Optimize
Statistics show that 5 of every 7 Americans say they don't want to be a statistic.
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3.8/5 (86 votes)

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You can use statistics to prove anything, 14% of people know that.
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3.7/5 (87 votes)

Submitted by: Homer
I am right 90% of the time. So why worry about the other 3%?
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3.1/5 (95 votes)

Submitted by: lumberfoot
84.1 of all statistics are made up on the spot.
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3.5/5 (102 votes)

Submitted by: BlOnDiE911

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