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Message: Exercise gives you endorphins, endorphins make you happy and happy people just don't kill their husbands.--Legally Blonde
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Impotence is grounds for divorce in 24 American states.
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2.6/5 (123 votes)

Submitted by: kamaniwana02
43% of all statistics are useless
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4.0/5 (264 votes)

Submitted by: krrrustykrrrab
If you are one in a million, there are at least 100 ppl exactly like you in china
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3.9/5 (309 votes)

Submitted by: littlejstymax
6% of the world's population controls 40% of the world's money.
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2.8/5 (85 votes)

Submitted by: Optimize
The center for incomplete research just stated that 9 out of 10...
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3.0/5 (103 votes)

Submitted by: Gopens25
A pot smoker is busted every 45 seconds! No wonder we're paranoid!
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3.7/5 (138 votes)

Submitted by: Laurie L 1039
The chances of meeting someone with Barbie's human-scale measurements (36-18-33) is 1 in 100,000. The chances of meeting someone with Ken's is 1 in 50.
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3.7/5 (118 votes)

Submitted by: ncjon118
84.1 of all statistics are made up on the spot.
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3.5/5 (102 votes)

Submitted by: BlOnDiE911
90% of the worlds population are idiots and the other 10% ar in great danger of contamination
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3.7/5 (129 votes)

Submitted by: xxRoXyCutiePiExx
Did you know that 100% of you is reading this away message right now? :)
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1.6/5 (405 votes)

Submitted by: VarsityBlues7385
Scientists say 1 out of ever 4 people are crazy...so go check 3 of your friends, if its not them suprise, its you! Congrats!
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3.8/5 (223 votes)

Submitted by: phantomz45
Statistics say 3/4 of the earths population make up 75% of the people in the world.
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3.3/5 (174 votes)

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