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Message: If my ass was as big as urs I wouldnt have to have aol you could write everything on my ass!!!!:-D
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1,377 Teenagers Become Mothers.
1,106 Teenage Girls Get An Abortion.
500 Adolescents Begin Using Drugs
4,219 Teenagers Get A Sexually Transmitted Disease.
1,000 Adolescents Begin Drinking Alcohol.
3,610 Teens Are Assaulted & 80 Are Raped.
2,861 Teens Drop Out Of School.
420 Children Are Arrested For Drug Abuse.
 5,388 Youths Are Arrested.
6 Teens Commit Suicide.
--DON'T BE ANOTHER STATISTIC
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3.7/5 (68 votes)

Submitted by: yeahman232
The average child will eat 1,500 peanut butter and jelly sandwiches by the time they graduate from high school.
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3.3/5 (19 votes)

Submitted by: shinanigins
Statistics show that 5 of every 7 Americans say they don't want to be a statistic.
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3.8/5 (86 votes)

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9 out of every 10 people think that 1 out of every 10 people will disagree with the other 90% that have taken this test
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3.6/5 (72 votes)

Submitted by: hawaiinpride17
If we could shrink the earth's population to a town of precisely 100 people, with all the existing human ratios remaining the same, there would be: 57 Asians 21 Europeans 14 from the Western Hemisphere 8 Africans 52 Females; 48 Males 70 Non-white; 30 Whites 70 Non Christian; 30 Christian 89 Heterosexual; 11 Homosexual 59% OF the entire world's wealth would be in the hands of only 6 people and those 6 are citizens of the US 80 would live in substandard living 70 would be unable to read 50 would suffer from malnutrition 1 would be near death 1 would be near birth 1 would have a college education 1 would own a computer So, when one considers our world from such a compressed perspective, the need for both acceptance and understanding becomes glaringly apparent.
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3.9/5 (519 votes)

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This is (your screen name)'s away message. 56% more intresting than actually talking to me
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3.0/5 (85 votes)

Submitted by: JTog2459
A study was done of about 200 ostriches over a period of about 80 years. In the period of time, not a single case was reported of an ostrich sticking its head in the ground.
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3.7/5 (78 votes)

Submitted by: dchicky
Smoking is the leading cause of statistics.
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3.2/5 (130 votes)

Submitted by: LamerQ
You are more likely to be attacked by a donkey than be bitten by a shark.
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3.9/5 (223 votes)

Submitted by: SaNcHu
It's clinically proven that when driving down the road, you will pass more people that are going the opposite way of you then the same way.
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Submitted by: Claybob04
Americans spend twice as much money on pornography than they do on cookies.
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3.7/5 (127 votes)

Submitted by: kamaniwana02
430,391 Deaths each year are caused by toilet related accidents. Don't rush me, I'm gonna take my time. Better safe than sorry. Slow and steady wins the race.
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4.0/5 (552 votes)

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