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Category: HarryPotter
Message: I'm either,
1. Thwarting Lord Voldermort's latest attempt to kill me
2. Killing a Basilisk
3. Freeing a convicted prisoner that happens to be my godfather
4. Winning the Triwizard Tournament
5. Going to the Ministry of Magic without permission on horses that only me, Luna Lovegood and Neville can see.
6. Trying to find and destroy the rest of Lord Voldemort's horcruxes.
Submitted By: Izzy

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EVERYDAY
1,377 Teenagers Become Mothers.
1,106 Teenage Girls Get An Abortion.
500 Adolescents Begin Using Drugs
4,219 Teenagers Get A Sexually Transmitted Disease.
1,000 Adolescents Begin Drinking Alcohol.
3,610 Teens Are Assaulted & 80 Are Raped.
2,861 Teens Drop Out Of School.
420 Children Are Arrested For Drug Abuse.
 5,388 Youths Are Arrested.
6 Teens Commit Suicide.
--DON'T BE ANOTHER STATISTIC
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3.7/5 (68 votes)

Submitted by: yeahman232
The average child will eat 1,500 peanut butter and jelly sandwiches by the time they graduate from high school.
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3.3/5 (19 votes)

Submitted by: shinanigins
Statistics show that 5 of every 7 Americans say they don't want to be a statistic.
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3.8/5 (86 votes)

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9 out of every 10 people think that 1 out of every 10 people will disagree with the other 90% that have taken this test
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3.6/5 (72 votes)

Submitted by: hawaiinpride17
If we could shrink the earth's population to a town of precisely 100 people, with all the existing human ratios remaining the same, there would be: 57 Asians 21 Europeans 14 from the Western Hemisphere 8 Africans 52 Females; 48 Males 70 Non-white; 30 Whites 70 Non Christian; 30 Christian 89 Heterosexual; 11 Homosexual 59% OF the entire world's wealth would be in the hands of only 6 people and those 6 are citizens of the US 80 would live in substandard living 70 would be unable to read 50 would suffer from malnutrition 1 would be near death 1 would be near birth 1 would have a college education 1 would own a computer So, when one considers our world from such a compressed perspective, the need for both acceptance and understanding becomes glaringly apparent.
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3.9/5 (519 votes)

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This is (your screen name)'s away message. 56% more intresting than actually talking to me
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3.0/5 (85 votes)

Submitted by: JTog2459
A study was done of about 200 ostriches over a period of about 80 years. In the period of time, not a single case was reported of an ostrich sticking its head in the ground.
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3.7/5 (78 votes)

Submitted by: dchicky
Smoking is the leading cause of statistics.
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3.2/5 (130 votes)

Submitted by: LamerQ
You are more likely to be attacked by a donkey than be bitten by a shark.
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3.9/5 (223 votes)

Submitted by: SaNcHu
It's clinically proven that when driving down the road, you will pass more people that are going the opposite way of you then the same way.
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3.1/5 (125 votes)

Submitted by: Claybob04
Americans spend twice as much money on pornography than they do on cookies.
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3.7/5 (127 votes)

Submitted by: kamaniwana02
430,391 Deaths each year are caused by toilet related accidents. Don't rush me, I'm gonna take my time. Better safe than sorry. Slow and steady wins the race.
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4.0/5 (552 votes)

Submitted by: CK8Flip

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