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A pot smoker is busted every 45 seconds! No wonder we're paranoid!
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Submitted by: Laurie L 1039
EVERYDAY
1,377 Teenagers Become Mothers.
1,106 Teenage Girls Get An Abortion.
500 Adolescents Begin Using Drugs
4,219 Teenagers Get A Sexually Transmitted Disease.
1,000 Adolescents Begin Drinking Alcohol.
3,610 Teens Are Assaulted & 80 Are Raped.
2,861 Teens Drop Out Of School.
420 Children Are Arrested For Drug Abuse.
 5,388 Youths Are Arrested.
6 Teens Commit Suicide.
--DON'T BE ANOTHER STATISTIC
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3.7/5 (68 votes)

Submitted by: yeahman232
It takes about 2,893 licks to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop.
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Submitted by: ncjon118
Scientists say 1 out of ever 4 people are crazy...so go check 3 of your friends, if its not them suprise, its you! Congrats!
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3.8/5 (223 votes)

Submitted by: phantomz45
It is physically impossible to lick your elbow...
...75% of people who read this try to do it!
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3.8/5 (413 votes)

Submitted by: Nicki031
Termites eat through wood 2 times faster when listening to rock music.
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3.8/5 (152 votes)

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On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year.
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3.8/5 (180 votes)

Submitted by: kamaniwana02
Every year, about 6,500 Americans are injured by their toilet seats.
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3.8/5 (135 votes)

Submitted by: kamaniwana02
Statistics show that 5 of every 7 Americans say they don't want to be a statistic.
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3.8/5 (86 votes)

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If you are one in a million, there are at least 100 ppl exactly like you in china
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Submitted by: littlejstymax
You are more likely to be attacked by a donkey than be bitten by a shark.
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3.9/5 (223 votes)

Submitted by: SaNcHu
If we could shrink the earth's population to a town of precisely 100 people, with all the existing human ratios remaining the same, there would be: 57 Asians 21 Europeans 14 from the Western Hemisphere 8 Africans 52 Females; 48 Males 70 Non-white; 30 Whites 70 Non Christian; 30 Christian 89 Heterosexual; 11 Homosexual 59% OF the entire world's wealth would be in the hands of only 6 people and those 6 are citizens of the US 80 would live in substandard living 70 would be unable to read 50 would suffer from malnutrition 1 would be near death 1 would be near birth 1 would have a college education 1 would own a computer So, when one considers our world from such a compressed perspective, the need for both acceptance and understanding becomes glaringly apparent.
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3.9/5 (519 votes)

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