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Message: If there was a pill, that taken once, gave you immortality, and the only side effect was continuous diarrhea for a year, would you take the pill?
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It's clinically proven that when driving down the road, you will pass more people that are going the opposite way of you then the same way.
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3.1/5 (125 votes)

Submitted by: Claybob04
Smoking is the leading cause of statistics.
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3.2/5 (130 votes)

Submitted by: LamerQ
Statistics say 3/4 of the earths population make up 75% of the people in the world.
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3.3/5 (174 votes)

Submitted by: LilPiZimp53
The average child will eat 1,500 peanut butter and jelly sandwiches by the time they graduate from high school.
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3.3/5 (19 votes)

Submitted by: shinanigins
84.1 of all statistics are made up on the spot.
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3.5/5 (102 votes)

Submitted by: BlOnDiE911
Well the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you suck.
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3.5/5 (116 votes)

Submitted by: Ozzy
9 out of every 10 people think that 1 out of every 10 people will disagree with the other 90% that have taken this test
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3.6/5 (72 votes)

Submitted by: hawaiinpride17
The chances of meeting someone with Barbie's human-scale measurements (36-18-33) is 1 in 100,000. The chances of meeting someone with Ken's is 1 in 50.
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3.7/5 (118 votes)

Submitted by: ncjon118
A study was done of about 200 ostriches over a period of about 80 years. In the period of time, not a single case was reported of an ostrich sticking its head in the ground.
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3.7/5 (78 votes)

Submitted by: dchicky
90% of the worlds population are idiots and the other 10% ar in great danger of contamination
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3.7/5 (129 votes)

Submitted by: xxRoXyCutiePiExx
You can use statistics to prove anything, 14% of people know that.
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3.7/5 (87 votes)

Submitted by: Homer
Americans spend twice as much money on pornography than they do on cookies.
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3.7/5 (127 votes)

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