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Message: I am calcuating how many seconds a bumble bee flaps its wings when getting hit by a moving object going 25 mph.
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Submitted by: VarsityBlues7385
Impotence is grounds for divorce in 24 American states.
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Submitted by: kamaniwana02
7/5 th of all people do not understand fractions
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2.6/5 (153 votes)

Submitted by: rkuczma15
3 out of 4 people have trouble with fractions! brb in 1 5/4 of a second.
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2.7/5 (108 votes)

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50% of all statistics are wrong.
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The average life expectancy of a toilet is 50 years.
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2.8/5 (85 votes)

Submitted by: oooamaliusooo
6% of the world's population controls 40% of the world's money.
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2.8/5 (85 votes)

Submitted by: Optimize
This is (your screen name)'s away message. 56% more intresting than actually talking to me
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3.0/5 (85 votes)

Submitted by: JTog2459
The center for incomplete research just stated that 9 out of 10...
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Submitted by: Gopens25
If an infinite amount of mothers meddling in an infinite amount of teenagers lives knocked an infinite number of times on their teenagers door, they would produce the entire works of shakespeare - in morse code
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3.0/5 (85 votes)

Submitted by: grummzaire
Every year 11,000 americans injure themselves while trying out bizarre sexual postions (That's probably what I'm doing right now);-)
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3.0/5 (169 votes)

Submitted by: Gorgeousmanda87
I am right 90% of the time. So why worry about the other 3%?
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