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Message: "To live would be an awfully big adventure..." - Peter Pan
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Statistics say 3/4 of the earths population make up 75% of the people in the world.
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3.3/5 (174 votes)

Submitted by: LilPiZimp53
The average child will eat 1,500 peanut butter and jelly sandwiches by the time they graduate from high school.
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3.3/5 (19 votes)

Submitted by: shinanigins
Smoking is the leading cause of statistics.
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3.2/5 (130 votes)

Submitted by: LamerQ
I am right 90% of the time. So why worry about the other 3%?
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3.1/5 (95 votes)

Submitted by: lumberfoot
It's clinically proven that when driving down the road, you will pass more people that are going the opposite way of you then the same way.
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3.1/5 (125 votes)

Submitted by: Claybob04
This is (your screen name)'s away message. 56% more intresting than actually talking to me
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3.0/5 (85 votes)

Submitted by: JTog2459
The center for incomplete research just stated that 9 out of 10...
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3.0/5 (103 votes)

Submitted by: Gopens25
If an infinite amount of mothers meddling in an infinite amount of teenagers lives knocked an infinite number of times on their teenagers door, they would produce the entire works of shakespeare - in morse code
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3.0/5 (85 votes)

Submitted by: grummzaire
Every year 11,000 americans injure themselves while trying out bizarre sexual postions (That's probably what I'm doing right now);-)
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3.0/5 (169 votes)

Submitted by: Gorgeousmanda87
50% of all statistics are wrong.
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2.8/5 (111 votes)

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The average life expectancy of a toilet is 50 years.
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2.8/5 (85 votes)

Submitted by: oooamaliusooo
6% of the world's population controls 40% of the world's money.
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2.8/5 (85 votes)

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