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Category: Religious
Message: WWJD, huh?? Good question. What would Jesus Do?? He would probable tell you how dumb you look w/ that damn shirt. And then ask you how much you spent on it. Then when you told him $20.00. He would laugh at you and say something like "It only cost me $5.00 to make it in my sweat shop. MARK UP ON YOUR SOUL!!! BAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Buy a bible.' Yeah that is how it would be. Oh by the way......... I am away
Submitted By: RedFox835

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Hey~ I am outside right now because it is supposed to be a nice day, or so people say. If I am back in 5 then they lied.
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Submitted by: dancegurl4eva
"Winter is on my head, but eternal spring is in my heart."
-Victor Hugo (1802 - 1885)
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Submitted by: P-fly
Spring is here so I'm outside picking flowers and seeing if someone really loves me...
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3.6/5 (58 votes)

Submitted by: Lilsportychik432
April showers bring may flowers
but after he loved you for all those hours...
he went and loved her..
so..
april showers bring may flowers..
but only he will bring you powers..
to let your heart garden grow..
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2.6/5 (65 votes)

Submitted by: amanda
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Spring time is here,
why are you?
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2.4/5 (70 votes)

Submitted by: ramz fan
QUARANTINE: The person you have attempted to reach is contaminated with Spring Fever. If you believe that you may have come in contact with this person or other sources of infection, consult a physician immediately. Symptoms include: restlessness, claustrophobia, and the desire to run outside screaming like a loon.
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3.8/5 (87 votes)

Submitted by: Jay



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