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Message: I lost my pants and someone stole my underwear.
Submitted By: lostchild236

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10 things in golf that sound dirrty: 1) look at the size of his putter 2) oh dang, my shafts bent! 3) you really wacked the hell out of that sucker 4) after 18 holes I can barely walk 5) my hands are so sweaty I cant get a grip 6) lift your head and spread your legs 7) you have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired 8) just turn your back and drop it 9) hold up. i've got to wash my balls 10)damn, I missed the hole again!
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4.2/5 (1296 votes)

Submitted by: lilbrie
I play the game, I play it smart,
My energy comes from the heart,
I use my head, I use my feet
*WHY* Cause I'm 100% Athlete!
Hey, I'll brb when I'm done playing _______ .
  • Currently 3.80/5
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3.8/5 (962 votes)

Submitted by: Baylie
In soccer there are...
NO timeouts
NO commercial breaks
NO helmets
NO shoulder pads
NO halftime shows
NO cheerleaders
Soccer
Go hard or go home!
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3.8/5 (444 votes)

Submitted by: grlytbone11
If gymnastics were easy,
It would be called Football...
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2.7/5 (424 votes)

Submitted by: Vanessa
Boys are great! Every girls sport team could use a waterboy!
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3.5/5 (356 votes)

Submitted by: Icydream08
Cheerleaders are the only angels...Because we're the only humans that can fly!!!
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2.5/5 (350 votes)

Submitted by: QuteePa2T88
There are to reasons why I am not here right now and I PROMISE they are good!: #1.HOT GUYS!!!! #2.HOT GUYS IN TIGHT BASEBALL PANTS!!!! I'll be back when I feel like it...if I ever do!
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3.4/5 (330 votes)

Submitted by: batgirl1402
Field hockey players can do it for 60 minutes in 11 different positions...how about you ?
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3.4/5 (327 votes)

Submitted by: Tinkerbelle3888
"Baseball isn't a matter of life or death, but the Red Sox are."
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3.0/5 (281 votes)

Submitted by: Jen
There's no crying in [sport name]... that is unless you're a [Team Name]'s fan.
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3.5/5 (280 votes)

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"I've missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I've lost almost 300 games. 26 times, I've been trusted to take the game winning shot and missed. I've failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed. "
-Michael Jordan
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3.9/5 (273 votes)

Submitted by: Sarah Evans
Short stop, I'm short and I never stop!!
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3.1/5 (263 votes)

Submitted by: PwasticGoneMad

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