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Category: MichaelJackson
Message: I'm as lost as Michael Jackson in front of a sign that says: Men's restroom left; Girl's restroom right.
Submitted By: soccholl190

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Boys are great! Every girls sport team could use a waterboy!
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3.5/5 (356 votes)

Submitted by: Icydream08
Hey, I'm away working mine off so I can kick yours! B back later!
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3.3/5 (252 votes)

Submitted by: LindseyLou
10 things in golf that sound dirrty: 1) look at the size of his putter 2) oh dang, my shafts bent! 3) you really wacked the hell out of that sucker 4) after 18 holes I can barely walk 5) my hands are so sweaty I cant get a grip 6) lift your head and spread your legs 7) you have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired 8) just turn your back and drop it 9) hold up. i've got to wash my balls 10)damn, I missed the hole again!
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4.2/5 (1296 votes)

Submitted by: lilbrie
Hey %N! I 'm not here rite now cuz im at my _________ game. Right now it is %t. I'll be back later than that!
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1.8/5 (225 votes)

Submitted by: LiLAnGeL341019
Im spankin' some balls around... yup, I'm at volleyball. I'll be back after we kick some butt!!!
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3.1/5 (147 votes)

Submitted by: branbaby
If gymnastics were easy,
It would be called Football...
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2.7/5 (424 votes)

Submitted by: Vanessa
Athletic ability calls...
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3.2/5 (201 votes)

Submitted by: dawgsfan83
I'm uhhhhhhh........playing a sport, if that's what you want to call it.
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2.4/5 (116 votes)

Submitted by: 007 and a quarter
He goes up to bat, he swings, he hits, HOME RUN!!
too bad thats not me..brb
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2.8/5 (123 votes)

Submitted by: Xx Swt Honey Bee
I have kicked many balls and broken many legs. So you best stay out the way so I can score.
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3.1/5 (160 votes)

Submitted by: SockerPriss
Im out using my wood... at a baseball game get your mind out of the gutter
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2.9/5 (87 votes)

Submitted by: primetime777
Cheerleaders are the only angels...Because we're the only humans that can fly!!!
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2.5/5 (350 votes)

Submitted by: QuteePa2T88

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