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Category: Romance
Message: Love - a wildly misunderstood although highly desirable malfunction of the heart which weakens the brain, causes eyes to sparkle, cheeks to glow, blood pressure to rise and the lips to pucker.
Submitted By: stina

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Hey %N! I 'm not here rite now cuz im at my _________ game. Right now it is %t. I'll be back later than that!
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1.8/5 (225 votes)

Submitted by: LiLAnGeL341019
FOOTBALL RULES! On saturday I watch cartoons but on sunday I watch FOOTBALL!!!
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1.9/5 (211 votes)

Submitted by: RedWingGRL92
If God played basketball I'd dunk on him thats how good I am, jk leave one I'll get back to you.
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1.9/5 (173 votes)

Submitted by: imgoodatsoccer67
I dont get why guys talk about football..... do girls talk about cheerleading?
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2.1/5 (193 votes)

Submitted by: soccersyco
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Watchng the Stanley Cup
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2.1/5 (48 votes)

Submitted by: me!
Basketball is for boys, Vollyball is for girls, Wrestling is for MEN
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2.2/5 (260 votes)

Submitted by: camishot89
If you wanna mess with me, you'll be counting the lights.
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2.4/5 (98 votes)

Submitted by: TheWaterBoyWDHS
I'm uhhhhhhh........playing a sport, if that's what you want to call it.
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2.4/5 (116 votes)

Submitted by: 007 and a quarter
I got hit in the back, on the forehead, the back of my right leg, got stepped on my left feet, and got punched in the stomach...Play dodgeball.
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2.4/5 (111 votes)

Submitted by: Michaela Lai
Strike One Strike two Strike three! Thats what you'd here if Derek Jeter was up to bat. B Right Back!!!
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2.4/5 (81 votes)

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We'll love him, you'll hate him, and the guy knocked out on the ice won't even remember who Scott Stevens is. Watching the Devils game, leave one
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2.5/5 (118 votes)

Submitted by: NJRaGeL
Cheerleaders are the only angels...Because we're the only humans that can fly!!!
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2.5/5 (350 votes)

Submitted by: QuteePa2T88

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