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Category: MichaelJackson
Message: What do Michael Jackson and K-Mart have in common? They both have little boys pants half off...
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Hey %N! I 'm not here rite now cuz im at my _________ game. Right now it is %t. I'll be back later than that!
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1.8/5 (225 votes)

Submitted by: LiLAnGeL341019
FOOTBALL RULES! On saturday I watch cartoons but on sunday I watch FOOTBALL!!!
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1.9/5 (211 votes)

Submitted by: RedWingGRL92
If God played basketball I'd dunk on him thats how good I am, jk leave one I'll get back to you.
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1.9/5 (173 votes)

Submitted by: imgoodatsoccer67
I dont get why guys talk about football..... do girls talk about cheerleading?
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2.1/5 (193 votes)

Submitted by: soccersyco
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Watchng the Stanley Cup
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2.1/5 (48 votes)

Submitted by: me!
Basketball is for boys, Vollyball is for girls, Wrestling is for MEN
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2.2/5 (260 votes)

Submitted by: camishot89
If you wanna mess with me, you'll be counting the lights.
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2.4/5 (98 votes)

Submitted by: TheWaterBoyWDHS
I'm uhhhhhhh........playing a sport, if that's what you want to call it.
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2.4/5 (116 votes)

Submitted by: 007 and a quarter
I got hit in the back, on the forehead, the back of my right leg, got stepped on my left feet, and got punched in the stomach...Play dodgeball.
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2.4/5 (111 votes)

Submitted by: Michaela Lai
Strike One Strike two Strike three! Thats what you'd here if Derek Jeter was up to bat. B Right Back!!!
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2.4/5 (81 votes)

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We'll love him, you'll hate him, and the guy knocked out on the ice won't even remember who Scott Stevens is. Watching the Devils game, leave one
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2.5/5 (118 votes)

Submitted by: NJRaGeL
Cheerleaders are the only angels...Because we're the only humans that can fly!!!
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2.5/5 (350 votes)

Submitted by: QuteePa2T88

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