AIM Away Messages
Away Messages
Navigate
Links

Away Message of the Moment

Category: Christmas
Message: In the old days, it was not called the Holiday Season; the Christians called it "Christmas" and went to church; the Jews called it "Hanukkah" and went to synagogue; the atheists went to parties and drank. People passing each other on the street would say "Merry Christmas!" or "Happy Hanukkah!" or (to the atheists) "Look out for the wall!"
Submitted By: pjm

Search

Sports Away Messages

Sort by: Newest  Ranking  Votes 
TRAIN LIKE AN ANIMAL, WRESTLE LIKE A BEAST
  • Currently 3.32/5
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
3.3/5 (53 votes)

Submitted by: wrestlekid321
Dance class.......................$200
dance shoes......................$30
dance costume....................$300
winning nationals................priceless
In other words I'm either at dance or at one of my dance competitions
  • Currently 3.26/5
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
3.3/5 (62 votes)

Submitted by: cleanLILbaby(JES
Athletic ability calls...
  • Currently 3.16/5
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
3.2/5 (201 votes)

Submitted by: dawgsfan83
Tennis shoes $30
Tennis racket $150
Tennis balls $5
Trying to convince people that tennis is not a gay sport... priceless.
  • Currently 3.16/5
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
3.2/5 (44 votes)

Submitted by: pongono
PrACTice
like a champion
  • Currently 3.17/5
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
3.2/5 (35 votes)

Submitted by: aznQTpie95
Short stop, I'm short and I never stop!!
  • Currently 3.14/5
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
3.1/5 (263 votes)

Submitted by: PwasticGoneMad
Oh you thought that you were going to get me away from football...you must seriously be mistaken
  • Currently 3.06/5
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
3.1/5 (109 votes)

Submitted by: snoopygirl1498
Im spankin' some balls around... yup, I'm at volleyball. I'll be back after we kick some butt!!!
  • Currently 3.06/5
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
3.1/5 (147 votes)

Submitted by: branbaby
Shakin' the checks off of some dude's NIKEs!! Cause I'm balla!
  • Currently 3.10/5
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
3.1/5 (202 votes)

Submitted by: gotgamedotcom
I have kicked many balls and broken many legs. So you best stay out the way so I can score.
  • Currently 3.10/5
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
3.1/5 (160 votes)

Submitted by: SockerPriss
Left - right - left, jump & hit, @ Volleyball BBL
  • Currently 3.09/5
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
3.1/5 (130 votes)

Submitted by: iLuVvBaLL4eVa
Soccer is for girls so they can kick some balls (boys balls)
  • Currently 3.08/5
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
3.1/5 (64 votes)

Submitted by: sccrchk131

« Previous 1 2  4 5 6 Next » 
« Home


©2002-2017 Binary Inertia LLC
All rights reserved
We are in no way affiliated with AOL(R)