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Message: I know an old lady who swallowed a fly... I dont know why she swallowed the fly, perhaps she'll die. thier was an old lady who swallowed a spider... that wiggled and jiggled and tickled inside her, she swallowed the spider to catch the fly, I dont know why she swallowed the fly, perhaps she'll die. their was an old lady who swallowed a bird... a bird, a bird, how obsured. she swallowed the bird to catch the spider, she swallowed the spider to catch the fly, I dont know why she swallowed the fly, perhaps she'll die. thier was and old lady who swallowed a cat, well how bout that, she swallowed a cat, she swallowed the cat to catch the bird,she swallowed the bird to catch the spider, she swallowed the spider to catch the fly, I dont know why she swallowed the fly, perhaps she'll die. thier was and old lady who swallowed a dog, she went whole hog when she swallowed that dog, she swallowed the dog to catch the cat, she swallowed the cat to catch the bird,she swallowed the bird to catch the spider, she swallowed the spider to catch the fly, I dont know why she swallowed the fly, perhaps she'll die. their was an old lady who swallowed a cow, I dont knpow how she swallowed the cow, she swallowed the cow to catch the dog, she swallowed the dog to catch the cat, she swallowed the cat to catch the bird,she swallowed the bird to catch the spider, she swallowed the spider to catch the fly, I dont know why she swallowed the fly, perhaps she'll die. thier was an old lady who swallowed a horse... she died of course.
Submitted By: caitlin

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Volleyball is my sport and I'll be back when I get done winning it!
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3.6/5 (45 votes)

Submitted by: Xx 05Jess05 xX
Distance girls like it long and hard!!!
sprinters like it short and easy!!!
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3.6/5 (58 votes)

Submitted by: muxxie
Running is a mental sport, which means i'm insane!!!
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3.6/5 (35 votes)

Submitted by: muxxie
There's no crying in [sport name]... that is unless you're a [Team Name]'s fan.
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3.5/5 (280 votes)

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Boys are great! Every girls sport team could use a waterboy!
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3.5/5 (356 votes)

Submitted by: Icydream08
Shooting hoops with myself so I can be even better, and still be the best.
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3.5/5 (102 votes)

Submitted by: Basketballsbest5
Bat $60
Time at the cage $45
Hiring a hitting caoch $60 a lesson
hitting the winning run in the big game.... pirceless
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3.5/5 (69 votes)

Submitted by: BBallCrazy1113
You mess with the best you down with the rest!!
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3.5/5 (43 votes)

Submitted by: srfrdudet107
Field hockey players can do it for 60 minutes in 11 different positions...how about you ?
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3.4/5 (327 votes)

Submitted by: Tinkerbelle3888
There are to reasons why I am not here right now and I PROMISE they are good!: #1.HOT GUYS!!!! #2.HOT GUYS IN TIGHT BASEBALL PANTS!!!! I'll be back when I feel like it...if I ever do!
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3.4/5 (330 votes)

Submitted by: batgirl1402
Slashing
High Sticking
Cross Checking
Tripping
Hooking
Elbowing
Any thing else is FIGURE SKATING
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3.4/5 (33 votes)

Submitted by: stinghockeygrl13
Hey, I'm away working mine off so I can kick yours! B back later!
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3.3/5 (252 votes)

Submitted by: LindseyLou

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