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Message: I'm knocking on heavens door.. *voice in back round* Knocking? You very nearly broke the bloody thing down!! *me* That wasnt my fault!!! It was poor constrution..... I SWEAR!! Dont look at me like that...
Submitted By: NoMeGustaRats

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Volleyball is my sport and I'll be back when I get done winning it!
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3.6/5 (45 votes)

Submitted by: Xx 05Jess05 xX
Distance girls like it long and hard!!!
sprinters like it short and easy!!!
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3.6/5 (58 votes)

Submitted by: muxxie
Running is a mental sport, which means i'm insane!!!
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3.6/5 (35 votes)

Submitted by: muxxie
There's no crying in [sport name]... that is unless you're a [Team Name]'s fan.
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3.5/5 (280 votes)

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Boys are great! Every girls sport team could use a waterboy!
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3.5/5 (356 votes)

Submitted by: Icydream08
Shooting hoops with myself so I can be even better, and still be the best.
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3.5/5 (102 votes)

Submitted by: Basketballsbest5
Bat $60
Time at the cage $45
Hiring a hitting caoch $60 a lesson
hitting the winning run in the big game.... pirceless
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3.5/5 (69 votes)

Submitted by: BBallCrazy1113
You mess with the best you down with the rest!!
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3.5/5 (43 votes)

Submitted by: srfrdudet107
Field hockey players can do it for 60 minutes in 11 different positions...how about you ?
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3.4/5 (327 votes)

Submitted by: Tinkerbelle3888
There are to reasons why I am not here right now and I PROMISE they are good!: #1.HOT GUYS!!!! #2.HOT GUYS IN TIGHT BASEBALL PANTS!!!! I'll be back when I feel like it...if I ever do!
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3.4/5 (330 votes)

Submitted by: batgirl1402
Slashing
High Sticking
Cross Checking
Tripping
Hooking
Elbowing
Any thing else is FIGURE SKATING
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3.4/5 (33 votes)

Submitted by: stinghockeygrl13
Hey, I'm away working mine off so I can kick yours! B back later!
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3.3/5 (252 votes)

Submitted by: LindseyLou

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