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Message: Doctors say that it is good for us to drink 8-10 glasses of water a day. Unfortunately it has its consequences. brb
Submitted By: Madyo1990

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10 things in golf that sound dirrty: 1) look at the size of his putter 2) oh dang, my shafts bent! 3) you really wacked the hell out of that sucker 4) after 18 holes I can barely walk 5) my hands are so sweaty I cant get a grip 6) lift your head and spread your legs 7) you have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired 8) just turn your back and drop it 9) hold up. i've got to wash my balls 10)damn, I missed the hole again!
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4.2/5 (1296 votes)

Submitted by: lilbrie
Swimmers don't swim because its fun. Ask any of us, most of us hate it, but we couldn't imagine our lives without it. Its part of us, something we live for. We live for the 3 hr practices, the team parties, the long bus rides, the invitationals, the countless swim caps, the jokes, the friendships, the laughs, the love, the coaches you hate but appreciate later, and the sport itself. We live for the way you become a family with your team, and no one understands what happens within that pool or locker room but you and your teammates. We live for the countless songs you sing in your head when you're swimming all those laps. We live for the people who scream at you while you're swimming even though all you hear is BLAH BLAH BLAH. We live for the competition, we live for the friends, we live for the practice, and we live for the pain. We live for the team; it's a part of us because we are swimmers
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4.2/5 (152 votes)

Submitted by: 101swimchick
Basketball shoes...$60
basketball..$10
basketball shirt and shorts....$25
being able to beat one of the guys..priceless
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4.0/5 (182 votes)

Submitted by: basketballbabe23
"I've missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I've lost almost 300 games. 26 times, I've been trusted to take the game winning shot and missed. I've failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed. "
-Michael Jordan
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3.9/5 (273 votes)

Submitted by: Sarah Evans
Long hours of pratice+
dedication+
skill=
SUCCESS
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3.9/5 (101 votes)

Submitted by: BBallCrazy1113
I play the game, I play it smart,
My energy comes from the heart,
I use my head, I use my feet
*WHY* Cause I'm 100% Athlete!
Hey, I'll brb when I'm done playing _______ .
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3.8/5 (962 votes)

Submitted by: Baylie
In soccer there are...
NO timeouts
NO commercial breaks
NO helmets
NO shoulder pads
NO halftime shows
NO cheerleaders
Soccer
Go hard or go home!
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3.8/5 (444 votes)

Submitted by: grlytbone11
Swimsuit: $50
Swim Cap: $3
Towel: $15
Explaining why your brother shaves his legs and you haven't shaved in months: priceless
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3.8/5 (105 votes)

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In Volleyball There's Ball, A Net And The Fans. There Is Not 1 Position You Have To Play. You Must Know How To Bump, Set And Spike, And That Is Why In Volleyball You Either Have To Play Hard Or Don't Play At All! I'm Away Playing Volleyball,Practice Only Makes Perfect!
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3.8/5 (78 votes)

Submitted by: Britt
Cleats: $49
Shinpads: $23
Soccer ball: $17
Scoring that winning goal: Priceless
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3.8/5 (64 votes)

Submitted by: scrgrl9898
The more sweat in traning, the less you bleed in battle!!!
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3.7/5 (74 votes)

Submitted by: kindergarden2
In swimming...you need...
dedication
strength, both physically and mentally
perserverece
passion
the urge to be just a little bit better
and Dont forget the most important thing, courage. Courage to swim your most dreaded stroke. Courage to sprint until you can't breath, or walk. Courage to be the best, YOUR best. GO BIG OR GO HOME! im applying all those things at swim practice, be back later!
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3.6/5 (56 votes)

Submitted by: x0mightymouseox

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