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Category: NewYears
Message: My New Years resolution is to not spend so much time on the computer and to not drink as much... well, at least the computer part is still intact until tomorrow.
Submitted By: Z

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Just think, if u were my teddy bear I'd be sleeping with u right now.
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3.7/5 (1341 votes)

Submitted by: bigjtc
Give me a good reason why I shouldn't be asleep and then give me a good reason why I shouldnt hit you with a stick
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3.8/5 (1333 votes)

Submitted by: Katielax000
I lost my teddy bear ... can I sleep with you?
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3.8/5 (1237 votes)

Submitted by: whocarez
I am always confused when people ask me did you sleep good? I always wonder if they want me to say no, I made a few mistakes.
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3.9/5 (1111 votes)

Submitted by: bikinibottom02
I can't be with you
So all I will do is sleep.
Please don't wake me up from this dream
For it's all of you that I can keep...
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3.8/5 (1079 votes)

Submitted by: suicidekittie3
As I lay in my bed looking at the sky I thought "Were the heck did my ceiling go?
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3.7/5 (1050 votes)

Submitted by: SHSrunner09
Last night I dreamt I ate a 10lb marshmellow and when I woke up my pillow was gone... still dreaming, try me later.
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3.7/5 (941 votes)

Submitted by: ha ha im a goose
I am sleepin, you are viewing my away message. Somehow I'm not jealous
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3.9/5 (873 votes)

Submitted by: soccerstud
If your name was sleep, I would be doing you in bed right now.
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4.0/5 (734 votes)

Submitted by: elmerglue3712
Always wear cute pajamas to sleep, because you'll never know who you'll meet in your dreams. I've got mine on. ~* Sleeping *~
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3.7/5 (656 votes)

Submitted by: FallOnTheOreos
Sleep is GOOOOD I'm so tired i could fall asleep on this very keybjhfgbghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!
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3.6/5 (441 votes)

Submitted by: Boo Boo!
Doing the best thing in bed...well the second best thing. ;)
Sleep.
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4.0/5 (430 votes)

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