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Category: Useless
Message: Hey,I'm a silly peanut who's gonna be turned into peanut butter, and I like noodles. What does this all mean? ...POOF...I'm gone!
Submitted By: spoiledrottenva

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Sleep is goodsleep is great so %N leave me aloneuntil I awake
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2.2/5 (56 votes)

Submitted by: sara
1-2-3-4-5-come on champ get up-6-7-8-9-10 well I guess that mean I'm sleeping.
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1.4/5 (139 votes)

Submitted by: SuPeRmArIoBrOs12
I am sleepin, you are viewing my away message. Somehow I'm not jealous
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3.9/5 (873 votes)

Submitted by: soccerstud
Sleep is the thing you complain about getting too much of when you are little and not enough when you get older.
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3.6/5 (334 votes)

Submitted by: BUFreshman18
Give me a good reason why I shouldn't be asleep and then give me a good reason why I shouldnt hit you with a stick
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3.8/5 (1333 votes)

Submitted by: Katielax000
I can't be with you
So all I will do is sleep.
Please don't wake me up from this dream
For it's all of you that I can keep...
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3.8/5 (1079 votes)

Submitted by: suicidekittie3
Just think, if u were my teddy bear I'd be sleeping with u right now.
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3.7/5 (1341 votes)

Submitted by: bigjtc
I lost my teddy bear ... can I sleep with you?
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3.8/5 (1237 votes)

Submitted by: whocarez
Sweet dreams, escape from reality. Sweet dreams, don't forget me. Sweet dreams, may they be with you always. Sweet dreams, morphine of light alleviate me. Sweet dreams, may you rest in peace.
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2.6/5 (36 votes)

Submitted by: Twisted
If at some point you look out your window and see the moon...do me this favor. Ask yourself "Why the hell am I still awake?"
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3.7/5 (128 votes)

Submitted by: Z
Hiding under the covers, leave some <3
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2.9/5 (47 votes)

Submitted by: Z
I've got two dates!!! What to do? Both my pillow and my blanket want me! Oh well, I'll have to share them.
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3.7/5 (171 votes)

Submitted by: kittyqueen1000

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