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Dont worry im only resting my eyes at the momment!
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Submitted by: sk8rs04 |
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Well I am going to go lay down somewhere.... couch.... bed...stairs... floor...wherever I get first...so based on the previous statement.... I should b right near the computer.
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Submitted by: Jack |
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I'm asleep and since you keep leaving me messages you must want me to wake up and talk to you. Well guess what, that's not going to happen!
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3.3/5 (117 votes)
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Zzzzzzzz....zzzzzzzzz...*yawn*....whats all this drool doing on my keyboard....oooh well...zzzzzzzzzz.... zzzzzzzz
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1.9/5 (48 votes)
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Submitted by: LilChickie1056 |
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Hey you! what are you doing up so late some of us need our beauty sleep!
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2.7/5 (45 votes)
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Submitted by: mademidget22 |
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What are you doing awake at this hour?
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2.4/5 (67 votes)
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Submitted by: Sewin2Disney |
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I'm sleeping...dreaming about the spice girls. Leave me alone.
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1.7/5 (66 votes)
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Submitted by: myname83 |
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I'm sleeping dreaming about %n in a speedo.
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3.1/5 (44 votes)
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Submitted by: myname83 |
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Pillows + blankets + dreams about you know who = sleeping.
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3.6/5 (356 votes)
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Submitted by: rllrbldnbabyxoxo |
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SLEEPING............ and having nightmares about %n
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2.6/5 (45 votes)
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Submitted by: fReAkInJeAnS |
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Sometimes life seems like a dream to me... then I look down and see I forgot to put my pants on.
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3.5/5 (113 votes)
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Submitted by: iluvcrazypeople |
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Can't sleep...Clowns will eat me....Can't sleep....Clowns will eat me.....can't sleep!!!!!
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2.8/5 (104 votes)
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Submitted by: Bluescluesgrl362 |
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