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Life's never been better than this...I'm sleeping.
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3.2/5 (65 votes)
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Submitted by: QT |
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Talk to the hand cuz the face is asleep leave a message after the beep......BEEP!
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2.6/5 (60 votes)
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Submitted by: lilhellian247 |
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Well, shoot. I ran out of stuff to do besides study, so I guess it's bed time.
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3.3/5 (98 votes)
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Submitted by: Z |
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I'm trying to sleep stop IM'ing me and stop sending me pics of %n it's giving me nightmares.
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3.1/5 (67 votes)
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Submitted by: NAS4656 |
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It's %t, so I'm sleeping...something you should be doing. Goodnight %n.
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3.0/5 (69 votes)
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Submitted by: myname83 |
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It's early. Talk SLOWLY and use SMALLER words
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3.6/5 (197 votes)
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Submitted by: meshell876 |
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Sleep is for the weak, and currently I am sleeping. Does that make me weak? NO it's a power nap!
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3.1/5 (82 votes)
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Submitted by: hi :) |
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~*~It's time for me to hit the shack, tomorrow's when I will be back, sweet dreams for now I've got to sleep. so I can go and count my sheep~*~
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3.5/5 (307 votes)
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Submitted by: littlelope88 |
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It's not a good dream unless you're in it.
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3.5/5 (110 votes)
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Submitted by: Meshell876 |
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I'm TRYING to sleep but it's people like you that keep me awake.
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3.0/5 (49 votes)
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Submitted by: SugarLover |
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I'm down for the count. No telling when I'm getting up champ, so your best bet is to LEAVE ME A MESSAGE!
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1.9/5 (47 votes)
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Submitted by: DEVDUDE109 |
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ZZZZZZzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZzzzzzzzZZZZZZZ!!!!
I'm dosing off right now. Come back later!
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2.1/5 (47 votes)
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Submitted by: LMSPantherChic99 |
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