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Category: Bathroom
Message: The average person goes to the bathroom 6 times per day. This is one of those times.
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1-2-3-4-5-come on champ get up-6-7-8-9-10 well I guess that mean I'm sleeping.
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1.4/5 (139 votes)

Submitted by: SuPeRmArIoBrOs12
Sleeping Buety Has To Have Her Sleep So Leave Her Alone In Till She Awakes
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1.7/5 (131 votes)

Submitted by: cheeringbabe27
I'm sleeping...dreaming about the spice girls. Leave me alone.
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1.7/5 (66 votes)

Submitted by: myname83
I had a dream one night that I was so heavy I sunk into the earth and came out in China. Then I realized it was only a dream.
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1.7/5 (201 votes)

Submitted by: chendy
I'm down for the count. No telling when I'm getting up champ, so your best bet is to LEAVE ME A MESSAGE!
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1.9/5 (47 votes)

Submitted by: DEVDUDE109
Ya know I work nights....so what the hell you think I'm doing cept sleeping....ya gotta be crazy to think otherwise
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1.9/5 (91 votes)

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Zzzzzzzz....zzzzzzzzz...*yawn*....whats all this drool doing on my keyboard....oooh well...zzzzzzzzzz.... zzzzzzzz
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1.9/5 (48 votes)

Submitted by: LilChickie1056
Right now I'm in deep deep thought. Oh wait a sec.. no I'm not. I'm in a deep deep sleep. So leave a message and I'll get back to you when I lose my concentration.
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1.9/5 (103 votes)

Submitted by: ThE JeStEr 39
Sleep Time...1 Sheep...2 Sheep...ZzZzZzZz...Good Night All!
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2.0/5 (64 votes)

Submitted by: HaTcHeT MaN ICP6
Sh! I'm asleep, oh darn how did u find me !!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Currently 2.14/5
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2.1/5 (49 votes)

Submitted by: Readgirl6
ZZZZZZzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZzzzzzzzZZZZZZZ!!!!
I'm dosing off right now. Come back later!
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2.1/5 (47 votes)

Submitted by: LMSPantherChic99
If im asleep im counting sheep, if im true, im thinkin' bout you.
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2.1/5 (34 votes)

Submitted by: pinkoholic000

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