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Category: Drinking
Message: Yesterday, scientists for the FDA suggested that men take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis revealing the presence of female hormones in beer. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test the finding, 100 men were given 6 cans of beer each. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when wrong. No further testing is planned.
Submitted By: IndigoFlo

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Sleeeeeeeeping...sssshhhh! OR YOU'LL WAKE THE DAMN BIRDS!
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2.8/5 (41 votes)

Submitted by: lionlover22
Dont wake me if I'm dreaming O:-) good night %n!!;-)
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2.7/5 (42 votes)

Submitted by: ash and meg
Sorry, I've got a date with my pillow.
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2.7/5 (57 votes)

Submitted by: xoaica
Where am I? I am currently sleeping, of course. It takes a lot of skill. So when I get tired of practicing I'll be back.
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2.7/5 (48 votes)

Submitted by: SiMoNeAsH55
Hey you!
what are you doing up so late some of us need our beauty sleep!
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2.7/5 (45 votes)

Submitted by: mademidget22
Right now im watching the inside of my eye lids...talk to you when im done!
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2.7/5 (42 votes)

Submitted by: SuGaXSpiCe19 Samm
Out in the land of dreams, pillows, and blankets. I'll talk to you when I return.
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2.6/5 (39 votes)

Submitted by: rllrbldnbabyxoxo
Sweet dreams, escape from reality. Sweet dreams, don't forget me. Sweet dreams, may they be with you always. Sweet dreams, morphine of light alleviate me. Sweet dreams, may you rest in peace.
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2.6/5 (36 votes)

Submitted by: Twisted
Talk to the hand cuz the face is asleep leave a message after the beep......BEEP!
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2.6/5 (60 votes)

Submitted by: lilhellian247
Being visited by the sandman.......
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2.6/5 (36 votes)

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SLEEPING............ and having nightmares about %n
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2.6/5 (45 votes)

Submitted by: fReAkInJeAnS
I don't care what you want...I don't care what you think...I will sleep intil da sky is pink!
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2.6/5 (53 votes)

Submitted by: o1oLiL hOoChIo1o

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