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Message: If you give someone a program, you will frustrate them for a day; if you teach them how to program, you will frustrate them for a lifetime. - Anonymous
Submitted By: Zaroff

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I'm TRYING to sleep but it's people like you that keep me awake.
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3.0/5 (49 votes)

Submitted by: SugarLover
You're in my nightmares and my dreams,
still you are the only thing I need.
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3.0/5 (52 votes)

Submitted by: Z
Who is the enemy?
Sleep.....is.....the.....enemy.....zzzz.....zzzz.....zzzz
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2.9/5 (55 votes)

Submitted by: PmPGuy02
Shhhh!! Please get quiet so that I can keep on dreaming. Wow I never knew I could talk in my sleep. Well since I can I'll tell you goodnight.
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2.9/5 (60 votes)

Submitted by: HypLilCookie11Sh
I'm normal. I'm asleep. Why aren't you? Are you nocturnal? IM me the answer and once I wake up I'll read it and know the truth. You're different.
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2.9/5 (52 votes)

Submitted by: JaunYanHin
Hiding under the covers, leave some <3
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2.9/5 (47 votes)

Submitted by: Z
I'm busy snuggling with %n!!
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2.9/5 (47 votes)

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Can't sleep...Clowns will eat me....Can't sleep....Clowns will eat me.....can't sleep!!!!!
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2.8/5 (104 votes)

Submitted by: Bluescluesgrl362
Hey, Everyone! I'm sleeping on the keyboard right now, But thanks for waking me up so I don't drool and get an electric shock.
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2.8/5 (71 votes)

Submitted by: FLYGIRL41088
ZZZzzZZZZzzzZZ see this, yeah that means im in bed, so unless your some wonderful girl with great looks and wants to have mad s*x with me, leave me the hell alone ZZzzzzZZzZZZZzzZ
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2.8/5 (141 votes)

Submitted by: spamman
... and i'm spent :-)
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2.8/5 (72 votes)

Submitted by: diaphanous
Out like a light ~!~ nighty~night ~!~
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2.8/5 (41 votes)

Submitted by: showstopper247

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