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Category: Funny
Message: 10 Reasons to Date a Hockey Player
1. They always wear protection
2. They have great hands
3. They are used to scoring
4. They have great stamina
5. They find the opening and get it in
6. They never miss the target
7. They know how to use their wood
8. They have long sticks
9.They know when to play rough
10. Because baseball players only know how to hit balls.
Submitted By: DuckyHockey02

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Sleep important is. If sleep don't u, function right u won't. So sleep now gonna I'm. Night Good!! :-)
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Submitted by: ThE JeStEr 39
I'm cold, will you keep me warm tonight? ;)
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Submitted by: oopsmybad34
SSSHHH!!! I have Insomnia and I'm trying to sleep it off!!!
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Submitted by: Purplexi
I am in the best place on earth right now ........................... my bed ;)
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I only know 1 letter of the alphabet at the moment..and thats... ZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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Submitted by: dadorkyangel
The cow goes moo, The sheep goes baaa. The duck goes quack, and I go Zzzzzzzzz.
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Well, shoot. I ran out of stuff to do besides study, so I guess it's bed time.
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Submitted by: Z
I'm sleeping right now....who knows, I might even be dreaming of you %n.
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If your IMing me to ask me out,.....Sorry, I have a date with my pillow!!!
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Submitted by: RoseanISsoUGLY
I'm asleep and since you keep leaving me messages you must want me to wake up and talk to you. Well guess what, that's not going to happen!
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3.3/5 (117 votes)

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Sleeping with you...I-I mean my blanket! Woops...You can tell I'm tired.
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Submitted by: xX RoxieBabez Xx
I'm dreaming...of sleeping.
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