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Category: Christmas
Message: T'was the night before christmas and all through the house, not a creature was stirring not even a mouse. Mom at the warehouse, dad smoking grass, I had just settled down for a nice piece of a**, when out on the lawn I saw a big dick, I knew in a moment it must be st. nick. He came down the chimney like a bat out of hell, I knew in a moment that f*cker had fell. He filled all our stocking with pretzels and beer and a big rubber d*** for my brother the queer. He went up the chimney with a tip of his hat, Merry Christmas to all, damn "he's fat".
Submitted By: Prancer


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I had a dream one night that I was so heavy I sunk into the earth and came out in China. Then I realized it was only a dream.
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Submitted by: chendy
1-2-3-4-5-come on champ get up-6-7-8-9-10 well I guess that mean I'm sleeping.
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Submitted by: SuPeRmArIoBrOs12

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