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Category: BlondeJoke
Message: A blonde was sitting outside a store on the curb crying..the manager of the store spotted her outside and went outside and asked the blonde whats wrong...she said her mother just died..and the manager said oh I'm sorry.. the blondes cell phone starts to ring and she answers it and says hello..omg! are you serious!.. and she hangs up and the manager asks her who that was and the blonde says...that was my sister...her mom just died too!
Submitted By: mattzgrl4eva

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I'm TRYING to sleep but it's people like you that keep me awake.
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3.0/5 (49 votes)

Submitted by: SugarLover
You're in my nightmares and my dreams,
still you are the only thing I need.
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3.0/5 (52 votes)

Submitted by: Z
Who is the enemy?
Sleep.....is.....the.....enemy.....zzzz.....zzzz.....zzzz
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2.9/5 (55 votes)

Submitted by: PmPGuy02
Shhhh!! Please get quiet so that I can keep on dreaming. Wow I never knew I could talk in my sleep. Well since I can I'll tell you goodnight.
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2.9/5 (60 votes)

Submitted by: HypLilCookie11Sh
I'm normal. I'm asleep. Why aren't you? Are you nocturnal? IM me the answer and once I wake up I'll read it and know the truth. You're different.
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2.9/5 (52 votes)

Submitted by: JaunYanHin
Hiding under the covers, leave some <3
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2.9/5 (47 votes)

Submitted by: Z
I'm busy snuggling with %n!!
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2.9/5 (47 votes)

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Can't sleep...Clowns will eat me....Can't sleep....Clowns will eat me.....can't sleep!!!!!
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2.8/5 (104 votes)

Submitted by: Bluescluesgrl362
Hey, Everyone! I'm sleeping on the keyboard right now, But thanks for waking me up so I don't drool and get an electric shock.
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2.8/5 (71 votes)

Submitted by: FLYGIRL41088
ZZZzzZZZZzzzZZ see this, yeah that means im in bed, so unless your some wonderful girl with great looks and wants to have mad s*x with me, leave me the hell alone ZZzzzzZZzZZZZzzZ
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2.8/5 (141 votes)

Submitted by: spamman
... and i'm spent :-)
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2.8/5 (72 votes)

Submitted by: diaphanous
Out like a light ~!~ nighty~night ~!~
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2.8/5 (41 votes)

Submitted by: showstopper247

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