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If your name was sleep, I would be doing you in bed right now.
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Submitted by: elmerglue3712 |
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Doing the best thing in bed...well the second best thing. ;)
Sleep.
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4.0/5 (430 votes)
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Submitted by: :) |
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I am always confused when people ask me did you sleep good? I always wonder if they want me to say no, I made a few mistakes.
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Submitted by: bikinibottom02 |
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I am sleepin, you are viewing my away message. Somehow I'm not jealous
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3.9/5 (873 votes)
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Submitted by: soccerstud |
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Give me a good reason why I shouldn't be asleep and then give me a good reason why I shouldnt hit you with a stick
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Submitted by: Katielax000 |
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I can't be with you
So all I will do is sleep.
Please don't wake me up from this dream
For it's all of you that I can keep...
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3.8/5 (1079 votes)
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Submitted by: suicidekittie3 |
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I lost my teddy bear ... can I sleep with you?
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3.8/5 (1237 votes)
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Submitted by: whocarez |
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I was sleeping... well I was going to go to sleep... But the though of dreaming about you made me not so tired anymore.
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3.8/5 (298 votes)
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Submitted by: Just Me |
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As I lay in my bed looking at the sky I thought "Were the heck did my ceiling go?
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3.7/5 (1050 votes)
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Submitted by: SHSrunner09 |
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Currently unconscious.. Try again later.
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3.7/5 (419 votes)
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Just think, if u were my teddy bear I'd be sleeping with u right now.
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3.7/5 (1341 votes)
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Submitted by: bigjtc |
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Last night I dreamt I ate a 10lb marshmellow and when I woke up my pillow was gone... still dreaming, try me later.
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3.7/5 (941 votes)
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Submitted by: ha ha im a goose |
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