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Whos your favorite little rascal? Is it Alph-Alpha or is it Spanky?
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Submitted by: Rage in a Cage |
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(Your Sn) was killed on Friday at 7pm, by %n. Please hunt this person down and terminate them.
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I crack myself up.
I bet you do.
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It's %t ... Do you know where your children are??
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Submitted by: morgan |
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Dear bestest friend....
From the first time I met you
I knew it Would be true
That i'd never have a better friendship
Than the one I share with you.
All the sleepovers we had
Can never be undone
And I want you to know
that neither could our fun.
so when you read this poem
I hope you know its so,
That no matter what the case is
I will ALWAYS love..........
BILLIE JOE!!!
...haha.you thought you were my FRIEND?!? Dream on.
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Submitted by: GreendayObsessed |
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I can talk to dogs, but that doesn't mean that they listen.
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3.1/5 (260 votes)
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Submitted by: NoMeGustaRats |
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I am getting ready to stalk %n I will be back as soon as I get done.
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Submitted by: Jessika |
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If you were stranded on a deserted island and could bring only one thing, what would it be? For those of you who didn't say a boat, I don't think I'll be talking to you anytime soon. For the rest of you, feel free to leave me a message.
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Submitted by: klayguy |
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*homework*= 30 mins *tv*= 60 mins *dinner*= 20 mins *watching you leave me messages that I wont answer till I click the "I'm back" button....timeless.
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Submitted by: Roxychick56789 |
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ABC LSD gummi bears are chasin' me. Pink ones, Red ones, Yellow ones too. What the f**k they stole my shoe, ABC LSD gummi bears are chasin' me!
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If you are ever behind a fat person in line, start singing wanananana nanananana fat man!
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Submitted by: ~~**Van Hall**~~ |
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I am trying to figure out why Martha Stewart got arrested, the only thing she was guilty of was making delicious chocolate cheesecake... bbl when I figure it out.
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