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Message: There's no earthly way of knowing Which direction we are going There's no knowing where we're rowing Or which way the river's flowing Is it raining? Is it snowing? Is a hurricane a'blowing? Not a speck of light is showing So the danger must be growing Are the fires of hell a'glowing? Is the grisly reaper mowing? Yes! The danger must be growing For the rowers keep on rowing And they're certainly not showing Any signs that they are slowing! -Willy Wonka!
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Oh no! My eyes have suddenly lost contact with the computer! Be back later.
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2.8/5 (95 votes)

Submitted by: Gangsta35
Jack : [sees monkey with medallion] "Monkey!" [runs after it]~potc~
"MONKIES!!!!!!!"*goes bananas*
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1.9/5 (127 votes)

Submitted by: skimettls
I've always wondered where babies come from. :-)
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2.7/5 (127 votes)

Submitted by: ~~**Van Hall**~~
I am trying to figure out why Martha Stewart got arrested, the only thing she was guilty of was making delicious chocolate cheesecake... bbl when I figure it out.
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2.8/5 (129 votes)

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If you are ever behind a fat person in line, start singing wanananana nanananana fat man!
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3.5/5 (163 votes)

Submitted by: ~~**Van Hall**~~
ABC LSD gummi bears are chasin' me. Pink ones, Red ones, Yellow ones too. What the f**k they stole my shoe, ABC LSD gummi bears are chasin' me!
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2.8/5 (182 votes)

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*homework*= 30 mins *tv*= 60 mins *dinner*= 20 mins *watching you leave me messages that I wont answer till I click the "I'm back" button....timeless.
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3.8/5 (194 votes)

Submitted by: Roxychick56789
If you were stranded on a deserted island and could bring only one thing, what would it be? For those of you who didn't say a boat, I don't think I'll be talking to you anytime soon. For the rest of you, feel free to leave me a message.
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4.1/5 (217 votes)

Submitted by: klayguy
I am getting ready to stalk %n I will be back as soon as I get done.
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2.7/5 (242 votes)

Submitted by: Jessika
I can talk to dogs, but that doesn't mean that they listen.
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3.1/5 (260 votes)

Submitted by: NoMeGustaRats
Dear bestest friend....
From the first time I met you
I knew it Would be true
That i'd never have a better friendship
Than the one I share with you.
All the sleepovers we had
Can never be undone
And I want you to know
that neither could our fun.
so when you read this poem
I hope you know its so,
That no matter what the case is
I will ALWAYS love..........
BILLIE JOE!!!
...haha.you thought you were my FRIEND?!? Dream on.
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3.7/5 (260 votes)

Submitted by: GreendayObsessed
It's %t ... Do you know where your children are??
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2.6/5 (262 votes)

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