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Category: Funny
Message: I m a l i t t l e s p a c e d a t t h e m o m e n t b e b a c k w h e n i c a n p u l l m y s e l f b a c k t o g e t h e r
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(Your Sn) was killed on Friday at 7pm, by %n. Please hunt this person down and terminate them.
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3.1/5 (443 votes)

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I'm so busy doing nothing that I can't do anything else.
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3.5/5 (482 votes)

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It's %t ... Do you know where your children are??
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2.6/5 (262 votes)

Submitted by: morgan
A.B.C.D.E.F.G..... Gummy bairs are chaseing me, Red one, yellow one, green one to, the purple one just ate my shoe, ahhh S**t this is the fith time this week!!!!!!! I will get back to you after I cach that little SOB!!!
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3.6/5 (1033 votes)

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My dog thinks Iím crazy...be back when Iím done arguing with him.
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3.8/5 (778 votes)

Submitted by: pinpanther
I tried to sniff coke once.....but the ice cubes got stuck.
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4.0/5 (1507 votes)

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ABC LSD gummi bears are chasin' me. Pink ones, Red ones, Yellow ones too. What the f**k they stole my shoe, ABC LSD gummi bears are chasin' me!
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2.8/5 (182 votes)

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I am trying to figure out why Martha Stewart got arrested, the only thing she was guilty of was making delicious chocolate cheesecake... bbl when I figure it out.
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2.8/5 (129 votes)

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Oh no! My eyes have suddenly lost contact with the computer! Be back later.
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2.8/5 (95 votes)

Submitted by: Gangsta35
Dear bestest friend....
From the first time I met you
I knew it Would be true
That i'd never have a better friendship
Than the one I share with you.
All the sleepovers we had
Can never be undone
And I want you to know
that neither could our fun.
so when you read this poem
I hope you know its so,
That no matter what the case is
I will ALWAYS love..........
BILLIE JOE!!!
...haha.you thought you were my FRIEND?!? Dream on.
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3.7/5 (261 votes)

Submitted by: GreendayObsessed
Jack : [sees monkey with medallion] "Monkey!" [runs after it]~potc~
"MONKIES!!!!!!!"*goes bananas*
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1.9/5 (127 votes)

Submitted by: skimettls
*homework*= 30 mins *tv*= 60 mins *dinner*= 20 mins *watching you leave me messages that I wont answer till I click the "I'm back" button....timeless.
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3.8/5 (194 votes)

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