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(Your Sn) was killed on Friday at 7pm, by %n. Please hunt this person down and terminate them.
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I'm so busy doing nothing that I can't do anything else.
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It's %t ... Do you know where your children are??
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A.B.C.D.E.F.G..... Gummy bairs are chaseing me, Red one, yellow one, green one to, the purple one just ate my shoe, ahhh S**t this is the fith time this week!!!!!!! I will get back to you after I cach that little SOB!!!
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My dog thinks I’m crazy...be back when I’m done arguing with him.
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Submitted by: pinpanther |
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I tried to sniff coke once.....but the ice cubes got stuck.
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ABC LSD gummi bears are chasin' me. Pink ones, Red ones, Yellow ones too. What the f**k they stole my shoe, ABC LSD gummi bears are chasin' me!
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I am trying to figure out why Martha Stewart got arrested, the only thing she was guilty of was making delicious chocolate cheesecake... bbl when I figure it out.
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Oh no! My eyes have suddenly lost contact with the computer! Be back later.
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2.8/5 (95 votes)
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Submitted by: Gangsta35 |
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Dear bestest friend....
From the first time I met you
I knew it Would be true
That i'd never have a better friendship
Than the one I share with you.
All the sleepovers we had
Can never be undone
And I want you to know
that neither could our fun.
so when you read this poem
I hope you know its so,
That no matter what the case is
I will ALWAYS love..........
BILLIE JOE!!!
...haha.you thought you were my FRIEND?!? Dream on.
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3.7/5 (261 votes)
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Submitted by: GreendayObsessed |
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Jack : [sees monkey with medallion] "Monkey!" [runs after it]~potc~
"MONKIES!!!!!!!"*goes bananas*
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1.9/5 (127 votes)
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Submitted by: skimettls |
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*homework*= 30 mins *tv*= 60 mins *dinner*= 20 mins *watching you leave me messages that I wont answer till I click the "I'm back" button....timeless.
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Submitted by: Roxychick56789 |
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