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Category: Romance
Message: When you are with me I知 free...when you stand by me I知 speechless ... when you talk to me I think I知 talking to an angel that has been sent down from heaven ...and if you ever love me I will always be here for you.
Submitted By: i dunno

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If you were stranded on a deserted island and could bring only one thing, what would it be? For those of you who didn't say a boat, I don't think I'll be talking to you anytime soon. For the rest of you, feel free to leave me a message.
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4.1/5 (217 votes)

Submitted by: klayguy
I tried to sniff coke once.....but the ice cubes got stuck.
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4.0/5 (1506 votes)

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My dog thinks I知 crazy...be back when I知 done arguing with him.
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3.8/5 (777 votes)

Submitted by: pinpanther
*homework*= 30 mins *tv*= 60 mins *dinner*= 20 mins *watching you leave me messages that I wont answer till I click the "I'm back" button....timeless.
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3.8/5 (194 votes)

Submitted by: Roxychick56789
Dear bestest friend....
From the first time I met you
I knew it Would be true
That i'd never have a better friendship
Than the one I share with you.
All the sleepovers we had
Can never be undone
And I want you to know
that neither could our fun.
so when you read this poem
I hope you know its so,
That no matter what the case is
I will ALWAYS love..........
BILLIE JOE!!!
...haha.you thought you were my FRIEND?!? Dream on.
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3.7/5 (260 votes)

Submitted by: GreendayObsessed
A.B.C.D.E.F.G..... Gummy bairs are chaseing me, Red one, yellow one, green one to, the purple one just ate my shoe, ahhh S**t this is the fith time this week!!!!!!! I will get back to you after I cach that little SOB!!!
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3.6/5 (1033 votes)

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I'm so busy doing nothing that I can't do anything else.
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3.5/5 (482 votes)

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If you are ever behind a fat person in line, start singing wanananana nanananana fat man!
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3.5/5 (163 votes)

Submitted by: ~~**Van Hall**~~
I have things to see and people to do..Be back later
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3.4/5 (521 votes)

Submitted by: GabbyGirl1214
%n, you have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and later used against you.
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3.4/5 (473 votes)

Submitted by: hax0r
Some one help! Im being chased by 6 ducks that want my skittles! Ouch!!! theyre biting me! Sh*t they got the skittles........ buying a new pack.....
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3.2/5 (466 votes)

Submitted by: Lorenboo90
(Your Sn) was killed on Friday at 7pm, by %n. Please hunt this person down and terminate them.
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3.1/5 (441 votes)

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