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Message: I'm trying to sleep stop IM'ing me and stop sending me pics of %n it's giving me nightmares.
Submitted By: NAS4656

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Waiter! there's a hair in my soup!That's not a hair just a crack in the bowl! :-)
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1.1/5 (1242 votes)

Submitted by: kellkel881
Whos your favorite little rascal? Is it Alph-Alpha or is it Spanky?
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1.7/5 (463 votes)

Submitted by: Rage in a Cage
Jack : [sees monkey with medallion] "Monkey!" [runs after it]~potc~
"MONKIES!!!!!!!"*goes bananas*
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1.9/5 (127 votes)

Submitted by: skimettls
It's %t ... Do you know where your children are??
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2.6/5 (262 votes)

Submitted by: morgan
I eat glue
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2.7/5 (767 votes)

Submitted by: Mandi050287
I am getting ready to stalk %n I will be back as soon as I get done.
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2.7/5 (242 votes)

Submitted by: Jessika
I crack myself up.
I bet you do.
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2.7/5 (283 votes)

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I've always wondered where babies come from. :-)
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2.7/5 (127 votes)

Submitted by: ~~**Van Hall**~~
ABC LSD gummi bears are chasin' me. Pink ones, Red ones, Yellow ones too. What the f**k they stole my shoe, ABC LSD gummi bears are chasin' me!
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2.8/5 (182 votes)

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I am trying to figure out why Martha Stewart got arrested, the only thing she was guilty of was making delicious chocolate cheesecake... bbl when I figure it out.
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2.8/5 (129 votes)

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Oh no! My eyes have suddenly lost contact with the computer! Be back later.
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2.8/5 (95 votes)

Submitted by: Gangsta35
I'm a cute little hunny, cute as can be, not even Nelly can ride with me.
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2.9/5 (515 votes)

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