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Here am not I. Message leave a back and get I'll u to.Have I dislexia sorry. Nice have day a.
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Submitted by: ThE JeStEr 39 |
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*~So with a touch of my hair~*
-*-And a twist of my hips-*-
.::. This lil angel .::.
*~Is gone with a kiss~*
********MWAH********
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Submitted by: SweetAngel7529 |
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(Your Sn) was killed on Friday at 7pm, by %n. Please hunt this person down and terminate them.
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I can talk to dogs, but that doesn't mean that they listen.
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Submitted by: NoMeGustaRats |
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Some one help! Im being chased by 6 ducks that want my skittles! Ouch!!! theyre biting me! Sh*t they got the skittles........ buying a new pack.....
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Submitted by: Lorenboo90 |
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I have things to see and people to do..Be back later
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Submitted by: GabbyGirl1214 |
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%n, you have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and later used against you.
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Submitted by: hax0r |
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I'm so busy doing nothing that I can't do anything else.
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If you are ever behind a fat person in line, start singing wanananana nanananana fat man!
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Submitted by: ~~**Van Hall**~~ |
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A.B.C.D.E.F.G..... Gummy bairs are chaseing me, Red one, yellow one, green one to, the purple one just ate my shoe, ahhh S**t this is the fith time this week!!!!!!! I will get back to you after I cach that little SOB!!!
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Dear bestest friend....
From the first time I met you
I knew it Would be true
That i'd never have a better friendship
Than the one I share with you.
All the sleepovers we had
Can never be undone
And I want you to know
that neither could our fun.
so when you read this poem
I hope you know its so,
That no matter what the case is
I will ALWAYS love..........
BILLIE JOE!!!
...haha.you thought you were my FRIEND?!? Dream on.
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Submitted by: GreendayObsessed |
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My dog thinks I’m crazy...be back when I’m done arguing with him.
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Submitted by: pinpanther |
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