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Category: Sleep
Message: Sweet dreams, escape from reality. Sweet dreams, don't forget me. Sweet dreams, may they be with you always. Sweet dreams, morphine of light alleviate me. Sweet dreams, may you rest in peace.
Submitted By: Twisted

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I can talk to dogs, but that doesn't mean that they listen.
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3.1/5 (260 votes)

Submitted by: NoMeGustaRats
Here am not I. Message leave a back and get I'll u to.Have I dislexia sorry. Nice have day a.
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3.0/5 (487 votes)

Submitted by: ThE JeStEr 39
*~So with a touch of my hair~*
-*-And a twist of my hips-*-
.::. This lil angel .::.
*~Is gone with a kiss~*
********MWAH********
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3.0/5 (658 votes)

Submitted by: SweetAngel7529
I'm a cute little hunny, cute as can be, not even Nelly can ride with me.
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2.9/5 (515 votes)

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ABC LSD gummi bears are chasin' me. Pink ones, Red ones, Yellow ones too. What the f**k they stole my shoe, ABC LSD gummi bears are chasin' me!
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2.8/5 (182 votes)

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I am trying to figure out why Martha Stewart got arrested, the only thing she was guilty of was making delicious chocolate cheesecake... bbl when I figure it out.
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2.8/5 (129 votes)

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Oh no! My eyes have suddenly lost contact with the computer! Be back later.
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2.8/5 (95 votes)

Submitted by: Gangsta35
I eat glue
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2.7/5 (767 votes)

Submitted by: Mandi050287
I am getting ready to stalk %n I will be back as soon as I get done.
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2.7/5 (242 votes)

Submitted by: Jessika
I crack myself up.
I bet you do.
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2.7/5 (283 votes)

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I've always wondered where babies come from. :-)
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2.7/5 (127 votes)

Submitted by: ~~**Van Hall**~~
It's %t ... Do you know where your children are??
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2.6/5 (262 votes)

Submitted by: morgan



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