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Riddle: George Bush has a little one, Germans usailly have big ones, and priests dont use thiers ..... ..... ..... .... ....
Its a last name you dirty little boy or girl!!!
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3.4/5 (1049 votes)

Submitted by: beverageboy12
Sex is like math...- the clothes, +the bed, /the legs, ...and pray to god you don't multiply
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3.8/5 (1724 votes)

Submitted by: CrAzEd'n'DaZeD
Never trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesn't die!
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3.2/5 (1070 votes)

Submitted by: BSTONER56
Having sex...wish you were here ;-)
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3.1/5 (405 votes)

Submitted by: youlikemySTEEZ
Had to go to the bathroom and NO!, I'm not masturbating
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2.6/5 (654 votes)

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Be right back...take your pants off stay awile ;)
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3.2/5 (562 votes)

Submitted by: Briandrcy1
Friends are like condoms they protect you when things get hard....And Right now Im using my friend to protect me!
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3.5/5 (695 votes)

Submitted by: Cowgirl 101
Save the trees, eat more beavers!
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3.2/5 (677 votes)

Submitted by: Tigerlillies
Have you ever had the pleasure of making love to a pig? yea me neither
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2.8/5 (541 votes)

Submitted by: FROmyGod31
Lucy Lu has small ones, Christina Aguilera has big ones,and a LOT of German girls have bigger ones ... I'm talking about names you sicko!
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2.9/5 (339 votes)

Submitted by: BabyBash85109
My mouse vibrates, but I dont think it goes there...
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3.2/5 (453 votes)

Submitted by: FROmyGod31
I am not available right now because I am playing a computer game that takes up the whole screen. Oh man who am I kidding i'm looking at porn.
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3.8/5 (1370 votes)

Submitted by: weezer1602

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