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Category: BabySitting
Message: Top things not to do while babysitting:
Don't invite your boyfriend over and makeout with him, when the kids aren't sleeping and they tell there mom and dad everything, and when the parents did say when they would be home because they could walk in on you.
Don't use the phone for hours just in case the parents walk in on you or they are trying to call to say they are going to be late or to tell you that you can go home for some odd reason.
Wow I never relized I could go on and on.. but prolly because im sitting here online while I should be watching the kids... o yeah thats prolly another reason.
Submitted By: someoneudontknow

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Submitted by: FROmyGod31
Lucy Lu has small ones, Christina Aguilera has big ones,and a LOT of German girls have bigger ones ... I'm talking about names you sicko!
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