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Message: Why am I away? Im not really away, im just prentending to be away because I don't want you to annoy me!
Submitted By: devilcutie4110

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I'm wet.. not like that ya perve... brb... spilled my drink!
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3.2/5 (167 votes)

Submitted by: nikkers968907
Having wild gay sex in a bathroom.
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2.6/5 (310 votes)

Submitted by: Chloe
If the queen had testies, would she be a king?
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2.2/5 (245 votes)

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There was a camel and an elephant talking. The elephant started to laugh and said "HA... you have boobs on your back!" the camel looked at him and said "Ya... thats really funny coming from someone with a dick on their face."
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4.5/5 (1343 votes)

Submitted by: Patty
Like a tampon says, see you next period.
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3.3/5 (326 votes)

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I ain't no Fred Flinstone, but I sure can make yer BedRock!
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3.5/5 (553 votes)

Submitted by: Ryan123
If you think life is bad now, how would you like to be an egg? You only get laid once. You get eaten once. It takes for minutes to get hard, only to minutes to get soft. You share your box with 11 other guys, but worst of all, the only chick that ever sat on your face was your mom! So cheer up, your life isn't that bad!
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4.3/5 (3434 votes)

Submitted by: stooge
Here's a little math for you:
Me + Your Mom - Condom = You
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3.7/5 (1287 votes)

Submitted by: asedaaa
I'll be right back im watching a movie and NO, im not watching porn.
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2.1/5 (915 votes)

Submitted by: FuzzyBunnie24
I'm out like Muhammad Ali in a game of Jenga!
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2.5/5 (663 votes)

Submitted by: OsitoXXI
Suck Suck Suck Suck.. I'm eating a lollipop you pervert.....Lata
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3.2/5 (815 votes)

Submitted by: Ghettobty747
I am not available right now because I am playing a computer game that takes up the whole screen. Oh man who am I kidding i'm looking at porn.
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3.8/5 (1370 votes)

Submitted by: weezer1602

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