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Category: Halloween
Message: Trick~or~Treat, smell my feet, leave a message at the beep...
Submitted By: EK9192

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I'll be right back im watching a movie and NO, im not watching porn.
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2.1/5 (915 votes)

Submitted by: FuzzyBunnie24
If the queen had testies, would she be a king?
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2.2/5 (245 votes)

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I'm out like Muhammad Ali in a game of Jenga!
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2.5/5 (663 votes)

Submitted by: OsitoXXI
Had to go to the bathroom and NO!, I'm not masturbating
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2.6/5 (654 votes)

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Having wild gay sex in a bathroom.
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2.6/5 (310 votes)

Submitted by: Chloe
Have you ever had the pleasure of making love to a pig? yea me neither
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2.8/5 (541 votes)

Submitted by: FROmyGod31
Lucy Lu has small ones, Christina Aguilera has big ones,and a LOT of German girls have bigger ones ... I'm talking about names you sicko!
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2.9/5 (339 votes)

Submitted by: BabyBash85109
Having sex...wish you were here ;-)
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3.1/5 (405 votes)

Submitted by: youlikemySTEEZ
Suck Suck Suck Suck.. I'm eating a lollipop you pervert.....Lata
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3.2/5 (815 votes)

Submitted by: Ghettobty747
Be right back...take your pants off stay awile ;)
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3.2/5 (562 votes)

Submitted by: Briandrcy1
My mouse vibrates, but I dont think it goes there...
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3.2/5 (453 votes)

Submitted by: FROmyGod31
Never trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesn't die!
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3.2/5 (1070 votes)

Submitted by: BSTONER56

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