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Category: Romance
Message: Although you may not love me, although you may not care, if you should ever need me, you know I'll always be there. Your heart may not be broken, Your heart my not be free, but if you ever need someone, you can always count on me
Submitted By: DeViLsAnGeLsYkO

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Never trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesn't die!
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3.2/5 (1070 votes)

Submitted by: BSTONER56
Save the trees, eat more beavers!
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3.2/5 (677 votes)

Submitted by: Tigerlillies
I'm wet.. not like that ya perve... brb... spilled my drink!
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3.2/5 (167 votes)

Submitted by: nikkers968907
Having sex...wish you were here ;-)
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3.1/5 (405 votes)

Submitted by: youlikemySTEEZ
Lucy Lu has small ones, Christina Aguilera has big ones,and a LOT of German girls have bigger ones ... I'm talking about names you sicko!
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2.9/5 (339 votes)

Submitted by: BabyBash85109
Have you ever had the pleasure of making love to a pig? yea me neither
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2.8/5 (541 votes)

Submitted by: FROmyGod31
Had to go to the bathroom and NO!, I'm not masturbating
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2.6/5 (654 votes)

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Having wild gay sex in a bathroom.
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2.6/5 (310 votes)

Submitted by: Chloe
I'm out like Muhammad Ali in a game of Jenga!
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2.5/5 (663 votes)

Submitted by: OsitoXXI
If the queen had testies, would she be a king?
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2.2/5 (245 votes)

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I'll be right back im watching a movie and NO, im not watching porn.
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2.1/5 (915 votes)

Submitted by: FuzzyBunnie24



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