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Message: My eyes are tired of looking at the computer so now they are looking at the Television! when they are tired of looking at the TV, I will return!
Submitted By: gmsoccerchick

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Never trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesn't die!
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3.2/5 (1070 votes)

Submitted by: BSTONER56
Save the trees, eat more beavers!
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3.2/5 (677 votes)

Submitted by: Tigerlillies
I'm wet.. not like that ya perve... brb... spilled my drink!
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3.2/5 (167 votes)

Submitted by: nikkers968907
Having sex...wish you were here ;-)
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3.1/5 (405 votes)

Submitted by: youlikemySTEEZ
Lucy Lu has small ones, Christina Aguilera has big ones,and a LOT of German girls have bigger ones ... I'm talking about names you sicko!
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2.9/5 (339 votes)

Submitted by: BabyBash85109
Have you ever had the pleasure of making love to a pig? yea me neither
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2.8/5 (541 votes)

Submitted by: FROmyGod31
Had to go to the bathroom and NO!, I'm not masturbating
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2.6/5 (654 votes)

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Having wild gay sex in a bathroom.
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2.6/5 (310 votes)

Submitted by: Chloe
I'm out like Muhammad Ali in a game of Jenga!
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2.5/5 (663 votes)

Submitted by: OsitoXXI
If the queen had testies, would she be a king?
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2.2/5 (245 votes)

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I'll be right back im watching a movie and NO, im not watching porn.
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2.1/5 (915 votes)

Submitted by: FuzzyBunnie24



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