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There was a camel and an elephant talking. The elephant started to laugh and said "HA... you have boobs on your back!" the camel looked at him and said "Ya... thats really funny coming from someone with a dick on their face."
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Submitted by: Patty |
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If you think life is bad now, how would you like to be an egg? You only get laid once. You get eaten once. It takes for minutes to get hard, only to minutes to get soft. You share your box with 11 other guys, but worst of all, the only chick that ever sat on your face was your mom! So cheer up, your life isn't that bad!
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4.3/5 (3416 votes)
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Submitted by: stooge |
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Sex is like math...- the clothes, +the bed, /the legs, ...and pray to god you don't multiply
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3.8/5 (1706 votes)
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Submitted by: CrAzEd'n'DaZeD |
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I am not available right now because I am playing a computer game that takes up the whole screen. Oh man who am I kidding i'm looking at porn.
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3.8/5 (1360 votes)
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Submitted by: weezer1602 |
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Here's a little math for you:
Me + Your Mom - Condom = You
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3.7/5 (1273 votes)
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Submitted by: asedaaa |
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Friends are like condoms they protect you when things get hard....And Right now Im using my friend to protect me!
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3.5/5 (686 votes)
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Submitted by: Cowgirl 101 |
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I ain't no Fred Flinstone, but I sure can make yer BedRock!
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3.5/5 (547 votes)
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Submitted by: Ryan123 |
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Riddle: George Bush has a little one, Germans usailly have big ones, and priests dont use thiers ..... ..... ..... .... ....
Its a last name you dirty little boy or girl!!!
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3.4/5 (1039 votes)
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Submitted by: beverageboy12 |
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Like a tampon says, see you next period.
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3.3/5 (317 votes)
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Suck Suck Suck Suck.. I'm eating a lollipop you pervert.....Lata
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3.2/5 (806 votes)
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Submitted by: Ghettobty747 |
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Be right back...take your pants off stay awile ;)
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3.2/5 (555 votes)
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Submitted by: Briandrcy1 |
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My mouse vibrates, but I dont think it goes there...
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3.2/5 (448 votes)
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Submitted by: FROmyGod31 |
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