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I am at home
you are at school
I am feeling lousy
you are feeling great
I am lying on the couch watching TV
you are at your desk doing your work
I am eating toast and soup
you are eating cafeteria food
I don't have to do homework
you have to do tons.
Geez it pays off sometimes to be sick.
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Submitted by: sick queen |
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SICK! :-\Coughing like a 90 year old chain smoker and Sniffin like a cocaine addict!!! ahh. I want bed!
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Submitted by: lambeach16 |
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I'm home sick. I feel like crap. Forget AIM. I'm going to nap.
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Submitted by: lalababa |
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I'm either coughing, barfing, fainting, sleeping, sneezing, watching tv, or just faking not going to school, you decide wich one...
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3.7/5 (135 votes)
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Submitted by: pleeseeatmeso |
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm sick you idiot
So I can't talk to you.
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3.9/5 (133 votes)
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Submitted by: SuperBunny |
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Im not feeling well right now, but......if you come over and give me one of your kisses I might feel better.
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3.7/5 (123 votes)
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Submitted by: LLM |
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I'M SICK AND TIRED OF BEING SICK AND TIRED
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3.4/5 (106 votes)
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Submitted by: XxLoSeRxLoVexX |
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Billy's mom wouldn't let him say "crap", so he said "cow". But then she'd yell at him when he said "cow", because she knew he meant "crap".
I am sick and and I fell like "cow".
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2.6/5 (102 votes)
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I am Sick. Wish you were here with me to comfort me :-*
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3.1/5 (85 votes)
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Im Sick.. Go away
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2.6/5 (85 votes)
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* ! * PUKING * ! *
WANNA HOLD MY HAIR UP?!
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2.1/5 (84 votes)
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Submitted by: ThEcLuElEsScHiC |
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I'm feeling very sick right now. If you need me send a message and some medicine please... :-X
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3.1/5 (77 votes)
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Submitted by: crazypigluvr |
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